Ngo joh ngan gin do gwai

Mrs. Tsui:
You're a strong girl, Cathy. I didn't expect you to hold up.

May Ho:
Grandma, my real name is May.

Susan:
Daniel said your name was Cathy.

May Ho:
Who knew if he was for real? I made it up.

Mrs. Tsui:
Why isn't your father here? Busy in meetings?

May Ho:
He could've come, but his sentence just got extended.

Mrs. Tsui:
Sentence? Your father's in jail?

May Ho:
Yes. For smuggling pigs.

Susan:
Isn't he a diamond tycoon?

May Ho:
I lied to Daniel.

Mrs. Tsui:
Why?

May Ho:
Because he made up stories.

Mrs. Tsui:
What did he say?

May Ho:
He bragged about himself. Said he represented top fashion labels, went to Stanford, came from a good family, started his own business, and won many honors.

Mrs. Tsui:
That's all true.

May Ho:
I didn't know, so I made up stories.

Mrs. Tsui:
Did Daniel know the truth before he died?

May Ho:
Yes and no. I didn't tell him everything.

[Susan shrieks and walks off]

[after telling the truth to the Tsui family]

May Ho:
Can I look around my house?

May Ho:
My left eye sees ghosts!

[repeated line]

Ken Wong:
[signalling his Cantonese name] Wong King Wai!

Susan:
[to May] Are you crazy? Stealing our own products?

Tina:
At least it's ours.

[after looking at her own body]

May Ho:
Am I dead?

[after May comes back home from the hospital]

Mrs. Tsui:
May, are you allowed to smoke?

May Ho:
Doctors said it's fine!

Mrs. Tsui:
May, are you allowed to drink?

May Ho:
Doctors said it's fine!

[as Mrs. Tsui approaches May]

May Ho:
Grandma, I'm still a patient.

Mrs. Tsui:
What do you usually do in the house?

Maid:
[in English] Smoking, drinking, sleeping, eating, watching TV!

Mrs. Tsui:
If you can drink and smoke, it means you can work. Come to the office on Monday. Be on time.

Ken Wong:
[after getting a pot stuck in his head] The Kamen Rider comes back to life. He defeated the evil Pot Monster. Rice will be available to all people. Yes! [in english] Yeah!