Nice Guys

Nick Cameron:
You're getting pretty good at that Chubs, had a few lonely nights there?

Ralph Chubbles:
You wouldn't believe how much ass I've gotten.

Martin Callahan:
Sure princess.

Nick Cameron:
We're setting up and baking cookies.

Ralph Chubbles:
That would've been cute a year ago, when you guys were dating...

Ralph Chubbles:
You still dating her?

Pat North:
Yeah, it's been like two and a half years.

Ralph Chubbles:
That blows.

Ralph Chubbles:
I didn't know we had a bedtime after college?

Martin Callahan:
We didn't, but lucky for us we came home.

Ralph Chubbles:
What the hell does that mean?

Pat North:
[the boys abandon Pat] I guess nothings changed. I guess I'll go finish my novel...

Ralph Chubbles:
So you and Nick, huh? I see some things never change.

Jamie Simpson:
I see you still think with your penis.

Ralph Chubbles:
Hasn't failed me yet!

Pat North:
It's just, she won't...

Martin Callahan:
Oh, I got ya.

Pat North:
No, it's just, she won't say "I love you".

Martin Callahan:
Can't help you there.

Pat North:
There are some things worth fighting for, and when you don't get what you want you either keep fighting or let go.

Pat North:
Martin, you are an enigma. You must do real well with the ladies.

Martin Callahan:
Hey, the ladies love a good mystery.

Pat North:
I'm with this beautiful girl on this beautiful beach.

Cass Edwards:
Our feet are covered in mud and we're at the edge of a reservoir!

Ralph Chubbles:
Yeah, it kicked ass last year! [Two attractive girls walk by] Speaking of ass.

Martin Callahan:
Speaking of ass.

Martin Callahan:
I don't think she wants to be another notch on Chub's bed post.

Ralph Chubbles:
Hey, shut the hell up Martin!

Nick Cameron:
Ralph Chubbles, asking for dating advice? Never thought I'd see the day!

Martin Callahan:
Just take her to ice cream or something, girls eat that sh*t up.

Ralph Chubbles:
[Hugging Jazz] It's good to see you man!

Jazz Mitchell:
Yeah, still a hugger I see.

Nick Cameron:
Personally, I like the ginger ale.

Jessie Howard:
I'm thinking it's an RC kind of night.

Nick Cameron:
Well, no one's perfect.

Ralph Chubbles:
So i'm sitting there with this epipen in my hand, trying to do my homework while making sure she doesn't go into a coma from eating a peanut.

Tammy Alexis:
That's crazy!

Ralph Chubbles:
Definitely an interesting way of meeting someone.

Ralph Chubbles:
How was your night?

Martin Callahan:
I just got slapped in the face.

Ralph Chubbles:
Did you deserve it?

Ralph Chubbles:
They lost in the ninth inning.

Martin Callahan:
Look, I really don't care man. I'm looking to get laid tonight, you want to be my wingman?

Nick Cameron:
I know you better than you remember.

Ralph Chubbles:
It wasn't even my fault, the girl kissed me!

Martin Callahan:
Is that your argument?

Cass Edwards:
Do you think everyone else had as good a night as we did?

Pat North:
I doubt it.

Ralph Chubbles:
She completely overreacted!

Martin Callahan:
I wouldn't start with that. I'd start with something more like "I'm sorry" or "Please forgive me", and then follow up with a bunch of groveling.

Ralph Chubbles:
You're no help.

Martin Callahan:
You're the one who asked me to come over here.

Ralph Chubbles:
No I didn't.

Martin Callahan:
That's beside the point!

Nick Cameron:
Ralph Chubbles, planning his schedule around a woman? Never thought I'd see the day!

Ralph Chubbles:
I don't want to hurt you again.

Tammy Alexis:
That's good, because I'd kick your ass.

Nick Cameron:
Looks like they decided to kill two birds with one stone.

Jamie Simpson:
We should give those three more credit.

Nick Cameron:
No. No we shouldn't.

Pat North:
You two still dating?

Ralph Chubbles:
Yeah, I think two weeks.

Pat North:
That blows.

Ralph Chubbles:
Listen Tammy, you're the only girl I've ever had real feelings for. And I've been with a lot of girls...

Pat North:
What type of film is it?

Nick Cameron:
Romantic Comedy.

Pat North:
Appropriate.