Ninja Terminator

Toy robot:
[Toy robot enters Harry's apartment] Traitor, listen! You have just three days to return the Golden Ninja Warrior to our master! Hear and obey! [phone rings]

Villain:
[on phone] Listen to me, traitor! I believe that you've received the death message from our ninja empire. Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it! Why did you do that?

Ninja master Harry:
The ninja empire is evil! I have to reform the ninja empire! That is why I took away the Golden Ninja Warrior!

Villain:
You've got three days in which to return the Golden Ninja Warrior, or else you die!

Ninja master Harry:
Go to hell! [hangs up]

Tiger:
Good to see you, Professor Tsun!

Professor Tsun:
Well, it's good to be here.

Tiger:
We've been waiting impatiently for your visit here.

Professor Tsun:
Well, I can certainly assure you, you won't be disappointed. I've just invented something superb. Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh!

Tiger:
Well, that's good. Good.

Professor Tsun:
Mr. Chan, you mentioned... a change in plan, didn't you?

Tiger:
This is true. The original plan we had in mind for this type of bomb changed, which is why we requested you to, uh, re-design it as a time bomb instead.

Professor Tsun:
[putting briefcase on table] I'm sure that you'll be satisfied with what I have constructed.

Tiger:
Good, good.

Professor Tsun:
Eh-heh, eh-heh! [opens briefcase, revealing a large time bomb]

Tiger:
A fine piece of work!

Professor Tsun:
Thank you! This bomb is as easily as powerful as the others, and with remote control.

Tiger:
But will it blow my enemies up?

Professor Tsun:
Well, I'd say... sky-high, eh? Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh!

Tiger:
It's just what I need. Thank you, Professor Tsun.

Jaguar Wong:
Goddamn you.

Michiko:
Ikaza, I don't know what, I don't know what we're going to do without Tamashi. It, it... it just doesn't seem fair! Why did god do this to us?

Ikaza:
Hey... Michiko my sister, don't worry. We'll always remember Tamashi, as the wonderful person, and brother that he was to us. May god rest his soul. But Michiko I'm bothered, bothered by his death. It seems so strange. This whole thing, is damn suspicious. Michiko, do you think our brother was hiding something, something illegal that we didn't know about? Like drugs or smuggling or maybe even triad activity. I mean why would someone want to get rid of Tamashi, and then get evidence, to show that he had been murdered? It just doesn't make any sense at all, does it? The Police say that he was found with pieces of metal in his back. That definitely means somebody wanted him dead. It's so strange. [Camera focuses on a random tree in the background while the characters continue talking] Come Michiko, I'm sorry I didn't mean to upset you, but I have to find out what happened. For Tamashi's sake, and for the sake of our family. You understand?

Jaguar Wong:
[Jaguar approaches three men playing catch with a baseball in the street] Excuse me, I'm looking for a restaurant run by a girl named Michiko.

Villain:
So what's the name of this place?

Jaguar Wong:
The Dai Yat Chun Restaurant.

Villain:
Huh, what's his problem?

Jaguar Wong:
Well I'm looking for a restaurant.

Villain:
You're looking in the wrong place... Around here, there ain't no restaurant buddy! [the three simultaneously attack Jaguar with kicks and punches]

Jaguar Wong:
[to the third attacker after severely beating up all of them] OK smart ass, where's the restaurant?

Villain:
[Pointing across the street] Over there, over there...