Open Season: Scared Silly

Boog:
No, Elliot.

Eliott:
[gasps, crosses arms] Fine. I'll take it back. You're not super, you're a pooper. I don't need you. [Boog: That's not true.] All I seems 2002 and all I need is 1 thing, 2 things and 3 things; myself. [Boog: Why not?] (Why not?) Because myself never hurts again my feelings he acting like a 2002 certain heaviness-set bears.

Boog:
That doesn't even make sense.

’’’Boog’’’:
all right, Elliot! What are you going to tell for our night campfire story? Is it going to be about the time where I encountered the land of the Mystic Bigfoot?

’’’Weenie’’’:
The Mystic Bigfoot doesn’t exist. It’s only told in tales. Last time, mom told me that story of how the mystic Bigfoot escaped from Park, Rangers, and that he lived in the cave, eating pickles, bananas, potatoes, tomatoes, cucumbers, spaghetti, A little bit of this, a little bit of that, food popover, A little bit more of this a little bit more than that, A big more of this and another big, or more of that, and he always took naps and grass mud….

’’’Elliot’’’:
No, no, no! It is the tale of the Rabbit monster. ‘’(We fade to a flashback in black-and-white where Elliot is busy Showing Giselle his dance moves)’’

’’’Elliot’’’:
Ooh! Gisele, look at this look at this! I bet I can rub my butt against a tree for many hours, until the itchiness is gone! You make a really good pinecone crunchies rub my head, if I have stickies, or maybe flu, and you always listen to my problems, and you always annoy my best friend!

’’’Elliot’’’:
But then Gisele was a rapid monster! She looked at me and hopped over to me doing a hare style. I ran as fast as I could. I trampled over mud. I slipped on wet leaves, and I bumped into trees, but she was following me, calling, crunchy, crunchy! I was nearby, and I looked at Giselle, who is ready to make me into a good pinecone, crunchy! I backed away, and suddenly I grabbed a wet leaf and threw in her eyes!

’’’Boog’’’:
So, uh, hey! You threw it in her eyes, and she backed away as the rabbit monster, and you made a run for it?!! ‘’(He Whimpered and grabs a rabbit, hugging it from comfort)’’

’’’Elliot’’’:
Well, yeah, she backed away. And I ran as fast as I could headed towards our cabin, and I shouted, ‘’Guys!! Gisele has become a rabbit monster! She chased me and we have to leave the forest now!!!” They all believe me and we left for the airport. But then Giselle had transformed into a multiple lab monster she launched towards us and we screamed!! And then all of a sudden-

’’’Boog’’’:
‘’(Begins screaming and throws the Rabbit down before running away, screaming, and yelling. The other looks surprised, and they look at Elliot, who gives them a wink)’’

’’’Eliot’’’:
What? It’s a good story.

’’’Boog’’’:
uh… Dinkelman? Dinkelman!! We’re OK! We’re back in timberline! It was all just a bad dream! Hey, Beth, Beth!

’’’Gordy’’’:
I’d say this bear is not enough to take him away. We should take him to Wampus Swamp to go fishing!

’’’Boog’’’:
Sorry about that, Beth, but I guess your fishing pole got eaten by a fish from Haiku, A type of legendary fish. Do you want to go to the store and get another one? ‘’(He suddenly notices that is holding the haiku fish, Causing him to get surprised and back away before falling, faced forward into the swamp. He emerges and gasped for air before he discovers his friends walking towards him in an angry tone)’’ Guys? Uh, guys! Don’t tell me that you’re angry because I can see that you look pretty angry!

’’’Elliot’’’:
ah, Well, well, my friend. When I first met you when he saved me from that hunter Shaw, You have a grudge against me, and after we were accidentally sent away To the forest, I helped you get back to timberline, but you decided that you would stay in the forest instead because of forest is a good place for a bear. But then, all of a sudden, you abandon the song!! Yeah, yeah! You left us and you said that You were going to live with Beth, and when I told you that we wanted you to stay, and that you were our guardian, He said times have changed and it is now time to move. And then you left everything!!! ‘’(Weeping and sobbing)’’ And not only that, you left our camping trips, you left our hibernation, you left the circus, you left, Mr. weenie, you left Mrs. and Mr. Bobby, You left our parties, you left our raiding in minimarts, You left our cabins, you also left me!! You only care about timberline, being the star, haiku, fish, And even back!

’’’Weenie’’:
It’s about time we not become your friend anymore and take you away! ‘’’’’GET HIM!!!!!’’’’’

’’’Boog’’’:
Hey, No! Aaah! No! No, No, nooo! Mommy, Mommy!!! ‘’’’’AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!’’’’’

’’’Boog’’’:
Remind me never to tell stories before bedtime.