Open Season: Scared Silly2015

’’’Boog’’’:
all right, Elliot! What are you going to tell for our night campfire story? Is it going to be about the time where I encountered the land of the Mystic Bigfoot?

’’’Weenie’’’:
The Mystic Bigfoot doesn’t exist. It’s only told in tales. Last time, mom told me that story of how the mystic Bigfoot escaped from Park, Rangers, and that he lived in the cave, eating pickles, bananas, potatoes, tomatoes, cucumbers, spaghetti, A little bit of this, a little bit of that, food popover, A little bit more of this a little bit more than that, A big more of this and another big, or more of that, and he always took naps and grass mud….

’’’Elliot’’’:
No, no, no! It is the tale of the Rabbit monster. ‘’(We fade to a flashback in black-and-white where Elliot is busy Showing Giselle his dance moves)’’

’’’Elliot’’’:
Ooh! Gisele, look at this look at this! I bet I can rub my butt against a tree for many hours, until the itchiness is gone! You make a really good pinecone crunchies rub my head, if I have stickies, or maybe flu, and you always listen to my problems, and you always annoy my best friend!

’’’Elliot’’’:
But then Gisele was a rapid monster! She looked at me and hopped over to me doing a hare style. I ran as fast as I could. I trampled over mud. I slipped on wet leaves, and I bumped into trees, but she was following me, calling, crunchy, crunchy! I was nearby, and I looked at Giselle, who is ready to make me into a good pinecone, crunchy! I backed away, and suddenly I grabbed a wet leaf and threw in her eyes!

’’’Boog’’’:
So, uh, hey! You threw it in her eyes, and she backed away as the rabbit monster, and you made a run for it?!! ‘’(He Whimpered and grabs a rabbit, hugging it from comfort)’’

’’’Elliot’’’:
Well, yeah, she backed away. And I ran as fast as I could headed towards our cabin, and I shouted, ‘’Guys!! Gisele has become a rabbit monster! She chased me and we have to leave the forest now!!!” They all believe me and we left for the airport. But then Giselle had transformed into a multiple lab monster she launched towards us and we screamed!! And then all of a sudden-

’’’Boog’’’:
‘’(Begins screaming and throws the Rabbit down before running away, screaming, and yelling. The other looks surprised, and they look at Elliot, who gives them a wink)’’

’’’Eliot’’’:
What? It’s a good story.