Open Season 2

Elliot:
I can take care of myself! (eats bubble gum that he found on the side of a garbage can)

Elliot:
Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural!

Elliot:
Giselle!

Elliot:
Rabbit fight!

Elliot:
Big finish now!

Elliot:
Don't doubt me, #2 friend. Trust the plan.

Elliot:
I'm not talking to some random overweight sheepdog about my personal relationship.

Elliot:
Boog, do you think I'm doing the right thing here; marrying Giselle?

Elliot:
I'm vild!

Elliot:
This is a good character-building moment. Elliot, remember you are a wild animal toughing it out! I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself! I don't need anybody! And I definitely don't need a girlfriend! So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems? Makes really good pine-cone crunchies, or rubs my head when I have sickies?! Criminy, what have I done?! Giselle!

Elliot:
McSquizzy?

Elliot:
I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own!

Elliot:
As my single life ends, finishes, expires, perishes, goes down in a bizarre ball of flames with no survivors!

Elliot:
Why do these birds and ducks suddenly appear everytime you're near? Unless like me, they long to be close to you.

Elliot:
Forever and after?

Elliot:
Well, you were hibernating and we were hanging. Turns out we have a lot in common: We both like nuts.

Elliot:
I'm just trying to think outside the box here!

Elliot:
WEENIE!

Elliot:
Not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're living life on the edge. It's just like old times; two guys out on the road!

Elliot:
Did you lose weight?

Elliot:
Boog! You traitor! And you, traitor-ette! Enjoy your new-found partnership!

Boog:
Come on, now. Simmer down, y'all.

Boog:
We didn't give up on them hunters when they invaded the forest! We can't give up on our friend Weenie!

Boog:
Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?

Boog:
Roberto, my main man, I appreciate the help out there.

Boog:
You guys need a little space? Okay.

Boog:
Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you're safe!

Boog:
Elliot, don't look!

Boog:
Boog! I'm Boog!

Boog:
McSquizzy? He doesn't even like you!

Boog:
Elliot, relax. Now let's get a move on, man.

Boog:
You think you so tough?

Boog:
That just ain't right.

Boog:
You are nuts!

Boog:
This is not gonna work!

Boog:
What are you doing?!

Boog:
I'm 900 pounds. It's easy. We'll walk right in. Look, just like that little guy.

Boog:
Now where's that Weenie?

Boog:
When did you start thinking McSquizzy was your BFF?

Giselle:
What's with you?

Giselle:
That's it. I'm going home.

Giselle:
Oh, Elliot. That's the most romantic thing you ever--

Giselle:
Whoa!

Giselle:
Elliot? What happened?

Giselle:
Ew! What?

Giselle:
Okay. Who's got the next brilliant idea?

Giselle:
Whatever.

McSquizzy:
No she's not! You are!

McSquizzy:
That's crud!

McSquizzy:
Hey, does anyone know where we are? Eh, didn't think so!

McSquizzy:
Oye! Give it a rest ya freak of nature!

McSquizzy:
Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant tin canned thing!

McSquizzy:
OYE! You're goin' the wrong way ya choob!

McSquizzy:
Aye! We could tunnel our way in!

McSquizzy:
Oh there's a great idea! A one-pound bag of crazy, liftin' a 1200-pound bag of lazy!

Fifi:
We can only hope.

Fifi:
I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

Fifi:
One pit stop, coming up.

Fifi:
I was once in the vicious clutches of wild animals.

Fifi:
Speak of the devil. Disgusting.

Fifi:
Don't worry, we will get through it together.

Fifi:
I'm coming, mother.

Fifi:
WE ALL NOTICED!!!!!

Fifi:
Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful!

Fifi:
Get lost, old lady! This does not concern you!

Fifi:
OH SHUT UP!

Fifi:
I'm gonna tear you apart!

Fifi:
We'll have to see how much those insidious wilds have done to him!

Fifi:
You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.

Fifi:
Oh, Roberto. I can't, I can't do this.

Fifi:
QUIET!

Fifi:
That was rhetorical, moron!

Fifi:
How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?

Fifi:
Oh, yes. The tent.

Fifi:
I know. It was worse. I've been through it, too.

Fifi:
Put down those treats. You've eaten enough.

Fifi:
It's too painful for me to talk about. ...Gather round.

Fifi:
It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins, the meats, the poultries.

Fifi:
Okay. Here we go.

Fifi:
He's gone... FERAL!

Fifi:
[Sighs] Poor, poor Weenie. Who knows the horrors you've seen?

Mr. Weenie:
Insidious vilds? Nein! Ze vild animals are my friends!

Mr. Weenie:
It's so good!

Mr. Weenie:
Never forget who you are! In here!

Mr. Weenie:
Let's go find ze fat bear!

Mr. Weenie:
[Gasps] No! The food of oppression! I must be strong! ...Oh, maybe just a taste... Nein! Ja? Nein! Ja? Nein! Ja? Nein!

Mr. Weenie:
Nooo!

Mr. Weenie:
"Pieces," you strudelkopf!

Mr. Weenie:
But I am ze same!

Mr. Weenie:
Oh no! Full moon!

Mr. Weenie:
Now, say it vith me: I'm vild!

Mr. Weenie:
WHEEEEEEEE!!!

Mr. Weenie:
Oh, thank goodness! You've come for me!

Mr. Weenie:
Elliot, you fool!

This Time It's Pets Vs. Wilds.

This Time Wiener Takes All!

What Does A Bear Do In The Woods?

This Time It's Pets Vs. Wilds. Wiener Takes All!

Boog And Elliot Are Back For More Crazy Adventures!

"Stanley, it's been ages!"- Roger The Cat

Boog:
I'm a Grizzly. No biggie. We'll just walk right in. Look, just like that little guy. (Cuts to a Rabbit that got in Pet Paradiso) Man on * Speaker: Wild Animal Breach!!(Rabbit Gets shot by Tranquilizer darts.)

Mcsquizzy:
" you got me sick! [Start retching then vomits]

Mcsquizzy:
" don't worry weenie, I'll rescue you!

Mcsquizzy:
" I got 101000 acorns for you.

Mcsquizzy:
" stupid head! NOW YOU WANNA GET ME AND CAPTURE MY TEAM?!!

Mcsquizzy:
" Oh boy. Here comes that dog again. Come on team, let's go home.

Fifi:
I have HAD it! No more! The wild animals have PUSHED ME TOO FAR!! The next wild I see crawl out of that forest, if THEY don't have their papers, THEY ARE GETTING A FULL FIFI SMACKDOWN!!! THIS IS WAR!!!

Roberto:
[Seeing Fifi's zit on his tail from being zapped by a bug lighter in his tragic story] It's so pink!

Charlene:
Oh, Fifi! Will he ever be the old Mr. Weenie we knew and loved?!

Fifi:
We can only hope.

Mr. Weenie:
But I am ze same!

[Boog is proud of Elliot since he finally managed to say, "I do" during he and Giselle's wedding]

Boog:
That's my main man!

Elliot:
[Singing] Close to you!

[Repeated line]

Elliot:
GISEEEEEEEEELLE!!!

Fifi:
Poor, poor Weenie. Who knows the horrors you've seen?

Mr. Weenie:
Vhat horrors?

Fifi:
Don't worry. We will get through it together.

Mr. Weenie:
Actually, it wasn't zat bad.

Fifi:
I know. It-was-worse. I've been through it, too.

Roger:
[Stunned] Really?!

[Fifi and Roberto enter Pet Paradiso, but Fifi hesitates to go due to the bald spot being exposed on his head]

Roberto:
Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more... sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.

Fifi:
Oh, shut up!

Charlene:
Oh, Rufus! [Points] There you are! How's my shinin' star?

Rufus:
Why, Charlene, look at you! Don't you look prettier than a glob of butter on a stack of wheat cakes! Mm-mm-mm!

Charlene:
Oh, goodness me! Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I?

Rufus:
Well, I'd be much obliged.

[Charlene sniffs Rufus' butt]

Elliot:
Forever and ever?

Ian:
[To Giselle] Still time to change your mind.

Giselle:
Ew! What?!

Roberto:
Oh, man, is this good. Hey, Fifi, you want some?

Fifi:
You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.

Roberto:
And if I could pronounce that word, that would mean what?

Fifi:
It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins, the meats, the poultries. How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?

Roberto:
I don't know. Hot and really happy.

Fifi:
That was rhetorical, moron! Put down the treats! You've eaten enough!

[Fifi licks himself; Roberto shakes himself, having water thrown all over Fifi, who stops licking himself]

Fifi:
I'm... going to pretend I didn't see that.

Roberto:
Hey, Fifi?

Fifi:
Yes?

Roberto:
How long do you think it is 'till we stop? 'Cause I gotta poop.

[Pause for a few seconds, then Roberto farts]

Roberto:
Seriously, I gotta poop, real bad.

Fifi:
I SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A LONG RIDE!! BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN!!JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THE ENTIRE LEFTOVER BURRITO GRANDE!!!!

McSquizzy:
[Upon seeing Buddy disguised as Elliot's blue wig; to Giselle, who is disguised as a dalmatian, while McSquizzy is disguised as a chihuahua] Wow! I didn't see him up there, did you?

[At Pet Paradiso, there is a fight between the wilds and the pets; Fifi and Mr. Weenie run by Fifi's owner]

Fifi's Owner:
[Upon seeing Mr. Weenie; gasps] Mr. Weenie?!

[During the musical number for "Close to You"]

Stanley and Roger:
[Singing] La la-la-la-la, close to you

[Stanley backs away from Roger and makes a sick face]

Stanley:
Not *too* close...

[Elliot does a long gasp]

Elliot:
[Points at Boog] Boog! You traitor! [Points at Giselle] And you... traitor.. ex!

[Giselle looks offended]

Elliot:
Enjoy your new-found partnership!

Boog:
Oh, come on, Elliot--

Elliot:
I don't need any of you! I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own! [Points at himself] So long!

[Elliot then turns to leave]

McSquizzy:
Hey! You're going the wrong way, ya choob!

Elliot:
[Sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much! This is a shortcu--

[Elliot falls off of a cliff and screams]

Elliot:
I'm okay guys! You don't care.

McSquizzy:
Not really! Was that too harsh?

Elliot:
Why not? [Boog: I said" Elliot. Look, It all of this now?

Elliot:
[shivers] Cold. So cold.

Boog:
Come on, Weenie, Snap it out.

Fifi:
Roll over. Roll over. [Mr. Weenie: Nein!]