Open Season 22008

Roberto:
Oh, man, is this good. Hey, Fifi, you want some?

Fifi:
You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.

Roberto:
And if I could pronounce that word, that would mean what?

Fifi:
It would mean you should stick to the lean proteins, the meats, the poultries. How are you gonna look sitting by the pool?

Roberto:
I don't know. Hot and really happy.

Fifi:
That was rhetorical, moron! Put down the treats! You've eaten enough!

[Fifi licks himself; Roberto shakes himself, having water thrown all over Fifi, who stops licking himself]

Fifi:
I'm... going to pretend I didn't see that.

Roberto:
Hey, Fifi?

Fifi:
Yes?

Roberto:
How long do you think it is 'till we stop? 'Cause I gotta poop.

[Pause for a few seconds, then Roberto farts]

Roberto:
Seriously, I gotta poop, real bad.

Fifi:
I SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A LONG RIDE!! BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN!!JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THE ENTIRE LEFTOVER BURRITO GRANDE!!!!