Operation: Rabbit

Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.

Bugs Bunny:
And remember, Mud spelled backwards is Dum.

Bugs Bunny:
Eh... What's up, doc?

Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote: Genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college.

Bugs Bunny:
I...

Wile E. Coyote:
So let's get down to cases. You are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are and I am a genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.

Bugs Bunny:
Sorry, Mac, the lady of the house ain't home. And besides, we mailed you people a check last week.

Bugs Bunny:
I have come to give myself up on account of I cannot fight no more against such genius.

Wile E. Coyote:
A wise decision, my friend. You have just saved yourself from a fate worse than the frying pan.

Bugs Bunny:
I only have one last request. I have made out my last will and testament, but need a witness to make it official. Would you sign it with this fountain pen?

Wile E. Coyote:
Certainly, my boy! Delighted to be of service! Heheheheh... Very amateurish attempt on my person. *douses fuse, not noticing the other one is still lit* Being a genius certainly has its advantages.

Wile E. Coyote:
Wile E. Coyote: Super Genius. I like the way that rolls out! Wile E. Coyote: Super Genius!

Wile E. Coyote:
Ah, my darling, how beautiful you are... How devastating! How lucky! Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius!

Bugs Bunny:
Fight fire with fire, I always say. *blows up his robot coyote decoy*

Wile E. Coyote:
Here comes the bride... all dressed in... *hears the timer on his robot rabbit decoy go off* Oh, no! *tries to toss the rabbit decoy out the window, only for it to explode in his arms*