Parade of the Dead

Interviewer:
First off, let's discuss the elephant in the room. The world around us is falling apart, there are zombies literally roaming the streets, yet... you're making a DVD. How would you respond to the allegations that this is a somewhat self-indulgent process?

Themselves:
First of all, I'd ask you not to use puns. Debris takes them literally, so when he hears a [sic] elephant in a room he can get quite upset. [Debris looks around theatrically] Let's talk about self-aware, first of all. What happens when the zombies become self-aware? The next logical step is them becoming like,consumers, and they're gonna want... clothes, movies and, and music... and we're gonna be right there, selling zombies tickets.

Interviewer:
A very noble sentiment you have there.

Themselves:
Well you can talk. You can't spend the money, we're not gonna pay you. Why are *you* doing this?

Briggs:
[heavy sigh] I dunno where you get off. What's the big idea with this sh*t? A f***in zombie film? Whatever happened to the four elements of Australian hip-hop? Four! One: beer, two: ten of ya mates, three: a train station, and four: some motherf***ing graffiti! What the f*** is the deal with catering to a buncha fat f***ing zombie nerds that don't give a f*** about hip-hop, or a f*** about anything except f***in brain-eating, f***in brain-dead motherf***ers who walk around the streets! I see them every night after my shows it's the same f***in' thing! [holds up "Dawn of the Dead"] *This* is a zombie film! [throws it away, holds up "Day of the Dead"] *This* is a zombie film! [throws it away, holds up "Sexy Girls With Sexy Guns"] *This* is sexy girls with sexy guns! [pause] A genre of film you're yet to ruin. So f*** off and leave it alone! [throws it away, turns away from camera]