Parade of the Dead2010

Interviewer:
First off, let's discuss the elephant in the room. The world around us is falling apart, there are zombies literally roaming the streets, yet... you're making a DVD. How would you respond to the allegations that this is a somewhat self-indulgent process?

Themselves:
First of all, I'd ask you not to use puns. Debris takes them literally, so when he hears a [sic] elephant in a room he can get quite upset. [Debris looks around theatrically] Let's talk about self-aware, first of all. What happens when the zombies become self-aware? The next logical step is them becoming like,consumers, and they're gonna want... clothes, movies and, and music... and we're gonna be right there, selling zombies tickets.

Interviewer:
A very noble sentiment you have there.

Themselves:
Well you can talk. You can't spend the money, we're not gonna pay you. Why are *you* doing this?