Payne

Mo the Bellhop:
Now for your pleasure, I do breeze!

Breeze O'Rourke:
What!

Breeze O'Rourke:
I have never felt more dirty or used or more ashamed of myself.

Royal Payne:
Yeah, just wait until you make love for the first time.

Breeze O'Rourke:
I think you've done a despicable thing!

Royal Payne:
Huh?

Constance 'Connie' Payne:
Which despicable thing dear, he does so many.

Breeze O'Rourke:
He fired Mo!

Breeze O'Rourke:
The mail is in!

Royal Payne:
Not a phrase you hear a lot from a virgin but okay.

Breeze O'Rourke:
Can I speak to you for a moment? Maybe two moments? It's really ethically important.

Royal Payne:
In other words, irrelevant to me.

Breeze O'Rourke:
We're out of clean sheets.

Royal Payne:
That's why they have two sides!

Breeze O'Rourke:
Mrs. Payne, can I talk to you about something?

Constance 'Connie' Payne:
Of course Breeze, you know I've always thought of you as a younger sister.

Breeze O'Rourke:
Actually you're quite a bit older than my older sister.

Royal Payne:
Where's the baby?

Breeze O'Rourke:
Mo has the baby.

Royal Payne:
No! Mo gave you the baby! Oh my god, here she comes. Alright everybody act like we haven't lost her child.

Constance 'Connie' Payne:
Twice.