[Cult leader Aliki is on his deathbed saying goodbye to his followers]
Aliki:
My beautiful Peter.
[Peter gazes sorrowfully at Aliki]
Aliki:
I'm gonna miss touching my Peter... washing my Peter...
Peter:
I'm gonna miss you.
Aliki:
[turning to Nance] Nance.
[Nance sniffles sadly]
Aliki:
You can be a real b*tch.
Nance:
[weepily] Please don't go.
Aliki:
Nance, you're being a b*tch.
[Nance nods, still sniffling]
Aliki:
Okay? It's so bitchy of you to ask me to stay. I gotta go.
[Nance shakes her head no]
Aliki:
Tell me to go.
[Nance more intensely shakes her head no]
Aliki:
Don't be a b*tch, Nance.
Nance:
[weepily] Go. Go.
Aliki:
Thank you, Nance.
[Nance nods]
Aliki:
For dialing your b*tch down a little bit.
[Nance nods]
Aliki:
It means a lot to me. [turning to followers he doesn't know by name] You three? You're nice people, I'm sure. [closes his eyes and commences death rattle]
Nance:
[shaking her head no, whispering through tears] Do not go.
Aliki:
[snaps out of it and looks at Nance] You're being a dumb b*tch. [resumes death rattle]
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