Postman

The Postman:
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.

Sheriff:
You're nothing but a drifter who found a bag of mail.

Postman:
The President's name... is Richard Starkey!

The Postman:
Tell me something: how much mail can a dead Postman deliver?

The Postman:
Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought by the same a**holes who started them?

The Postman:
You're no general. You're not even a good painter.

Abby:
You made Mrs. March feel like she could see again. You made Ford believe he was part of something. You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket.

Postman:
I know you. You're... famous.

Tom Petty:
I was.

Postman:
When I was a kid, we all wore our hats backwards. We thought it was cool.

The Postman:
It takes one postman to make someone else a postman.

Ford Lincoln Mercury:
Sorta like vampires, huh?

The Postman:
Don't make me use this.

General Bethlehem:
I was at the Battle of Georgetown; I watched the White House burn to the ground!

General Bethlehem:
Great men were made by other great men. Patton had Rommel. Grant had Lee!

General Bethlehem:
Great men were made by other great men. Patton had Rommel, Grant had Lee, I get stuck with you.

The Postman:
Uh... Strangers... I hate this. Do they want to share what they got or take what you got? Do you say 'hi' or do you blow them away?

The Postman:
It's a tale told by...

The Postman:
...by a moron! Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

The Postman:
How much did you pay to get in, Larry? So bite me!

General Bethlehem:
U.S. Mail... Restored United States... Do these people really believe that sh*t?

The Postman:
It's gotta be the uniform.

General Bethlehem:
I know what your problem is. Do you know why you won't fight? Because you have nothing to fight for! You don't care about anything! You don't value anything! You don't believe in anything! That's what makes me better!

General Bethlehem:
Law one. You will obey orders without question. Law two: Punishment shall be swift. Law three: Mercy is for the weak. Four: Terror will defeat reason. Five: Your allegiance is to the clan. Six: Justice can be dictated. Seven: Any clansman may challenge for leadership of the clan. Law eight: There is only one penalty. Death.