Queen

Rani:
[Drunk] Oh! My life is ruined! So ruined!

Vijayalakshmi:
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!

Rani:
[to Olexander] My sense of humour is very nice. You'll find out soon. [laughs loudly]

Marcello:
Indian cook best, but Italian kiss best. Best, best, best.

Rani:
[in Hindi] Indians are best at everything. Pick out any Emraan Hashmi film, you'll find the best kissing.

Marcello:
Indians best kissing? Show. Prove it!

Rani:
[Confused] Kiss? Lip-to-lip kiss?

Marcello:
Yes, lip-to-lip. What did you think? Knee to knee? Your friends can wait outside. India can wait. I am a very gentle man. When I saw you in the restaurant for the first time...

[Marcello's speech fades into the background as Rani practices puckering her lips. She spins around and silences him with a passionate kiss]

Rani:
[Drunk and Crying] My condition is like Gupta Uncle. He had cancer but never smoked cigarettes or consumed alcohol. It would be better if he did.

Vijayalakshmi:
So what if you lost a Vijay, at least you gained a Vijaylakshmi!

Rani:
Foreigners find Lajpat Nagar very funny!

Rani:
[Drunk, Talking to strangers in Paris] Rain! It rains in India too.

Rani:
[Snaps at Vijaylakshmi] I think Vijay is having sex in London!

Rani:
[Drunk; Crying; Talking to Vijaylakshmi] Look at me! I am alone because of him! I'm doing everything alone. Crossing roads alone. Seeing the Eiffel Tower alone. Fighting muggers alone.

Vijay:
[to Rani]

[Last Lines]

Vijay:
Rani, please don't leave me. I really love you. I am sorry. [Rani hugs him, walks out of his house]

Rani:
I thought that robber such a lesson, that he'll think twice before messing with any Delhi girl

Rani's Grandma:
[Calling Rani from India] What have you been up to?

Rani:
I'm watching television.

Rani's Grandma:
If you wanted to just watch television, why go so far?