Ramona and Beezus

Henry Huggins:
[From Trailer] But, she keeps you on your toes.

Beezus:
You are so welcome to borrow her for, like, ten years.

[From Trailer]

Mrs. Meacham:
[to Ramona] I hope you are enjoying third grade. You may be here for a while.

Beezus:
[From Trailer] Ramona, you're your own person. You don't care about coloring inside the lines.

Ramona Quimby:
It really depends on the picture.

[From Trailer]

Bob Quimby:
[to Ramona] Why don't we draw the longest picture ever?

[From Trailer]

Beezus:
[to Ramona] Every princess needs a little sparkle.

[From Trailer]

Howie Kemp:
[to Ramona] We saw your underpants!

Bob Quimby:
So, Beezus, suppose I told you that when I pulled up by the house tonight I saw your old buddy Henry staring at it like he left something important inside of it.

Dorothy Quimby:
Henry Huggins? I haven't heard that name in a while. Isn't he the boy that used to eat dirt in the backyard?

Bob Quimby:
Yeah.

Beezus:
He doesn't do that anymore!

Bob Quimby:
Ooh, if I didn't know better, I'd say somebody's got a crush.

Beezus:
Can we please talk about something else?

Dorothy Quimby:
Well, there is that dance coming up. Maybe he wants to ask you to it.

Bob Quimby:
Well, if he's gonna ask my daughter to dance, he better have some moves. Can the old dirt-eater do this? [Mr. Quimby starts dancing very badly. Ramona and Mrs. Quimby laugh]

Beezus:
[Embarrassed. Playfully throws a towel at Mr. Quimby] Oh, I hope not! Stop! Mom!

Ramona Quimby:
[Watching a commercial, reciting the slogan] "Royal Peanut Butter: There's a bit of magic in every jar"!

Bob Quimby:
Is that one of your favorites? That's the rack we gotta get you into, 'cause those TV kids make millions.

Ramona Quimby:
Beezus, do you think I could be in a commercial like that?

Beezus:
[Fixing Ramona's hair with a curling iron] Sure, you'd make a great frog.

Ramona Quimby:
Hey!

Beezus:
Hold still. I'm almost done.

Ramona Quimby:
It's picture-perfect, right?

Beezus:
Let's be realistic, Ramona. This is a curling iron, not a magic wand. [She puts the curling iron down and holds up a mirror for Ramona to see what her new hairdo looks like] But, all things considered, I'd say you've never looked better.

Ramona Quimby:
I love it! Thanks, Beezus!

Beezus:
Who could ever love someone named Beezus?

Ramona Quimby:
Jesus?

Bob Quimby:
Ramona, your sister has a report card. Doesn't that mean you should have one too?

Ramona Quimby:
Uh... No.