Ratchet & Clank

Ratchet & Clank

Ratchet & Clank is a 2016 3D computer-animated science fiction film based on the video game series of the same name. The film features an original story loosely based on the 2002 version of the game itself. It stars Paul Giamatti, John Goodman, Bella Thorne, Rosario Dawson, Jim Ward, Armin Shimerman, Vincent Tong, Andrew Cownden, with James Arnold Taylor, David Kaye, and Sylvester Stallone.

Year:
2016
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Chairman Drek:
How did this happen? Someone explain it to me! [points to Dr. Nefarious] You! You're supposed to understand how they think! How did you not see this coming? And Victor! [grunts] Do you know how many candidates you beat out for your position? I could have hired the Zeezils Brothers! [Zed enters] It's enough to make me want to vaporize someone! [Zed leaves immediately] We're putting our project on hold. I'm ordering all remaining warbots to the Deplanetizer until the heat dies down. [slams his head down on his desk]

Dr. Nefarious:
Before we make any rash decisions, I wonder if you'd permit me to troubleshoot this for you.

Drek:
[sighs] Go on.

Nefarious:
Our question is simple. How do you destroy a team of heroes?

Victor von Ion:
Whoa! Whoa! Well, lots of ways, really. Chains? Knives? Guns? An enormous rock? [Dr. Nefarious stares at Victor in disbelief while Drek lifts his head up, revealing a post-it note with a cat drawn on it stuck to his forehead] Rock!

Nefarious:
The answer is "from within"! If we continue to fight them with muscle, we'll lose every time. But if we turn one of their own against them... of course, we'd need a weak link. A sad simpleton who'd believe whatever we tell him. A corruptible... [removes the note from Drek's forehead] ...Moron, but who? [shows a picture of Captain Qwark] Who? [Drek stares, not understanding what Nefarious is getting at] Who?

Drek:
Hmm... [Nefarious snaps his fingers and points to the picture, finally getting through to the Blarg] Ah! I'm getting an idea, boys! [laughs evilly]

Nefarious:
You're a genius, sir.

Drek:
I know, I know!

Qwark:
Your protosuit is the most advanced combat armor on the market, and it comes in all the latest fall colors!

Ratchet:
Sweet!

Qwark:
A neural sensor in your helmet reads your thoughts and telequips the desired weapon into your hands. Try equipping your Combuster! [after a few seconds, Ratchet equips the gun] There you go!

Computer:
Combuster equipped.

Ratchet:
Wicked.

Qwark:
The Combuster is the backbone of the Rangers' arsenal, allowing you to hit targets in a short-to-medium range.

Cora:
[Ratchet misfires a few times] This is embarrassing.

Qwark:
The Alpha Disruptor fires a deadly stream of plasma, allowing you to hit multiple targets at once.

Ratchet:
[misfires once more, flying all around the training area] Whoa!

Brax:
See? He’s got it…sort of.

Qwark:
This little baby’s the Negotiator. Fires multiple long-range, high-impact rockets. Great versus heavy armor. [Ratchet knocks himself off the platform with two Negotiator missiles] Buzz Blades! [several Buzz Blades fly around the room while one chases Ratchet around, yelling in protest] The Warmonger. [Ratchet fires a few rockets, but they turn around and fly toward him] I dunno, the Spiral of Death? [Ratchet fires the Spiral of Death twice, only to accidentally slice the platform in half, making him fall] Fusion Grenade? [Ratchet throws the grenade, but it doesn’t explode on impact and it bounces back toward him, smacking him onto the glass the Rangers were watching from] Wow.

Brax:
Dude.

Ratchet:
How am I doing? [slides off the glass]


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