Ratchet & Clank2016

Qwark:
Your protosuit is the most advanced combat armor on the market, and it comes in all the latest fall colors!

Ratchet:
Sweet!

Qwark:
A neural sensor in your helmet reads your thoughts and telequips the desired weapon into your hands. Try equipping your Combuster! [after a few seconds, Ratchet equips the gun] There you go!

Computer:
Combuster equipped.

Ratchet:
Wicked.

Qwark:
The Combuster is the backbone of the Rangers' arsenal, allowing you to hit targets in a short-to-medium range.

Cora:
[Ratchet misfires a few times] This is embarrassing.

Qwark:
The Alpha Disruptor fires a deadly stream of plasma, allowing you to hit multiple targets at once.

Ratchet:
[misfires once more, flying all around the training area] Whoa!

Brax:
See? He’s got it…sort of.

Qwark:
This little baby’s the Negotiator. Fires multiple long-range, high-impact rockets. Great versus heavy armor. [Ratchet knocks himself off the platform with two Negotiator missiles] Buzz Blades! [several Buzz Blades fly around the room while one chases Ratchet around, yelling in protest] The Warmonger. [Ratchet fires a few rockets, but they turn around and fly toward him] I dunno, the Spiral of Death? [Ratchet fires the Spiral of Death twice, only to accidentally slice the platform in half, making him fall] Fusion Grenade? [Ratchet throws the grenade, but it doesn’t explode on impact and it bounces back toward him, smacking him onto the glass the Rangers were watching from] Wow.

Brax:
Dude.

Ratchet:
How am I doing? [slides off the glass]