[Sam and Sock have just been assigned to a dreaded nighttime inventory]
Sam:
Well, that screws cart duty with Andi!
Bert "Sock" Wysocki:
Inventory? I'll give him inventory, that little piece of dick! I hate him. I *hate him*! The stupid little haircut, and his dumb grin, his little weird eye...
Sam:
Which one's weird?
Bert "Sock" Wysocki:
Both of them!
Sam:
[witnessing Sock fuming] Sock, are you all right?
[Sock grunts angrily]
Sam:
[tenderly] Hulk need a smash?
[Sock picks up a wooden chair, goes outside and proceeds to smash the chair into bits]
Bert "Sock" Wysocki:
[accentuating each smash] Stupid... Ted... Work... Bench... Jessica... Alba!
Sam:
[confused] What's with Jessica Alba?
Bert "Sock" Wysocki:
She thinks she's too good for me.
Sam:
Really?
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