Reaper2007

[Sam and Sock have just been assigned to a dreaded nighttime inventory]

Sam:
Well, that screws cart duty with Andi!

Bert "Sock" Wysocki:
Inventory? I'll give him inventory, that little piece of dick! I hate him. I *hate him*! The stupid little haircut, and his dumb grin, his little weird eye...

Sam:
Which one's weird?

Bert "Sock" Wysocki:
Both of them!

Sam:
[witnessing Sock fuming] Sock, are you all right?

[Sock grunts angrily]

Sam:
[tenderly] Hulk need a smash?

[Sock picks up a wooden chair, goes outside and proceeds to smash the chair into bits]

Bert "Sock" Wysocki:
[accentuating each smash] Stupid... Ted... Work... Bench... Jessica... Alba!

Sam:
[confused] What's with Jessica Alba?

Bert "Sock" Wysocki:
She thinks she's too good for me.

Sam:
Really?