Relic Hunter

Ophelia:
"Snogging"? Is that the same thing as "shagging"?

Nigel Bailey:
No, not at all. If one were to continue to snog, it could lead to shagging. But in and of itself, it's somewhere above "smooching", but not quite "groping." But in any event, it's a long way from "bonking". Which, of course, is very similar to "shagging".

Zale:
I can pay you well.

Sydney Fox:
I know, but I'm priceless.

biker:
You're a sweet little thing, aren'tcha?

Nigel Bailey:
That's no way to talk to a lady.

biker:
[to Nigel] I was talking to you.

Kurt Reiner:
I need you like a need another does of yellow fever.

Sydney Fox:
Yellow, the perfect colour for a coward.

Kurt Reiner:
That's not what you said in Katmandu.

Sydney Fox:
Forget Katmandu.

Nigel Bailey:
Oh, what happened in Katmandu?

Sydney Fox:
Nothing happened in Katmandu!

Sydney Fox:
[after hiding from three gunmen] I've never seen you run so fast.

Nigel Bailey:
[out of breath] I've never been so highly motivated

Nigel Bailey:
Am I still alive?

Sydney Fox:
Yeah, and it still looks like you have all your teeth.

Nigel Bailey:
Well, that's something to be grateful for.

Sydney Fox:
I'm talking about something much more serious than a curse! I'm talking about a crazy woman in a bustier!

Omar:
Do you think me a fool?

Nigel Bailey:
Oh, no no no no no. You, a fool? No no no. Certainly not.

Nigel Bailey:
[they find a coffin] Open it.

Karen Petrusky:
You open it.

Nigel Bailey:
[whispering] Why are you whispering? And why me?

Karen Petrusky:
[steps behind him] You're closer.

[first lines]

[Egypt 1425 B.C]

Thurmose:
[subtitled from Ancient Egyptian] My past. Where is my future?

High Priest:
[subtitled from Ancient Egyptian] In eternity, Pharaoh.

Thurmose:
[grabs diamond] [subtitled from Ancient Egyptian] Ra was generous with this gift of power.

[last lines]

Sydney Fox:
Claudia, history is made by everyone, rich and poor, common and famous... If this past lives thing is real, you've been part of a thousand years of amazing stuff!

Claudia:
Yeah but, didn't someone say that we all get fifteen minutes of fame in our lives?

Nigel Bailey:
Andy Warhol.

Claudia:
Yeah. OK, well, in twenty-seven lives I didn't even get fifteen seconds. That is not fair.

Sydney Fox:
You're famous around here Claudia.

Claudia:
Really?

Sydney Fox:
Yes, you've done things no one would even think about doing.

Claudia:
Is that a compliment?

Nigel Bailey:
Absolutely.

Edward Patel:
[rallying cry] For Kali!

Nigel Bailey:
Kali yourself!

Bambi:
Can I have an autograph too?

Frank Newhouse:
Sure, you er have a piece of paper? [Bambi looks at her b*obs] I can probably do that.

Sydney Fox:
[a guard is scanning her with an electronic device, paying close attention to her chest] Get that thing any closer and you may as well put a lint-brush on it.