Return to Oz

Jack Pumpkinhead:
If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?

Dorothy:
It happens to people all the time, Jack.

Gump:
If I had a stomach, I *know* I would be sick!

Dorothy:
Look, Billina, these ones have lost their heads.

Billina:
Now, that's what I call just plain carelessness

Billina:
What is this, a man or a melon?

Jack Pumpkinhead:
A pumpkin, if you please.

Billina:
We come all this way to see a bunch a stiffs.

Mombi III:
Not beautiful you understand, but you have a certain prettiness, different from my other heads. I believe I'll lock you in the tower for a few years until your head is ready. And then I'll take it.

Dorothy:
I believe you will NOT!

Billina:
Some place for a chicken coop! How big is this pond anyway?

Dorothy:
I don't think it's a pond, Billina. When did you learn to talk anyway? I thought hens could only cluck and cackle.

Billina:
Strange, ain't it? How's my grammar?

Nurse Wilson:
Lie down.

Dorothy:
I'd like to sit up, if I may.

Nurse Wilson:
What did your aunt tell you?

Dorothy:
To do what you told me, Miss Wilson.

Nurse Wilson:
Then, lie down.

Dorothy:
Why do you have to tie me down?

Nurse Wilson:
So that you don't fall off.

Dorothy:
I came all the way from the farm on a buggy and I didn't fall off.

Dorothy:
Did I hear somebody scream earlier?

Nurse Wilson:
No.

Dr. J.B. Worley:
Hello, Dorothy. How are you?

Dorothy:
I wish I wasn't tied down.

Ozma:
Why did they bring you here, Dorothy?

Dorothy:
Because I can't sleep, and I talk about a place that I've been to, but nobody believes that it exists.

Dr. J.B. Worley:
And how did you come back from... Oz?

Dorothy:
With my ruby slippers.

Dr. J.B. Worley:
How did they work?

Dorothy:
You put them on and you click your heels three times, and you say "There's no place like home".

Dr. J.B. Worley:
Dorothy, where are those slippers now?

Dorothy:
I lost them. They fell off on the way back.

The Nome King:
There's no place like home.

Dorothy:
This is the old house! The one the tornado blew away. This is how I got into Oz the first time. That used to be my bedroom, and in there was the kitchen... And that's where I landed on the Wicked Witch of the East. But where all the munchkins?

Dorothy:
Oh no...

Billina:
That's just a yellow brick.

Dorothy:
No, Billina. This was the yellow brick road. It leads to the Emerald City!

Dorothy:
You're so beautiful. What's your name?

Ozma:
Ozma.

Jack Pumpkinhead:
MOM! My *real* mom!

Tik-Tok:
I have always valued my lifelessness.

Lead Wheeler:
You'll be sorry for treating me like this! I'm a TERRIBLE fierce person!

The Nome King:
Good, good. Keep an eye on her.

The Nome King:
Well, what's the matter? What is it?

The Nome King:
A CHICKEN?

The Nome King:
Don't you know that eggs are poison?

Billina:
Poison, indeed!

The Nome King:
Poison... poison to... nomes.