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Mickey:
Stay the f*** out of my freezer, or I'll cut your tiny little balls off!

Randy:
[as the killer lowers a tiny noose toward his crotch] What, are we hanging mice tonight?

[repeated line]

Alan:
Your ass stinks!

Charlie the Chef:
It's that damn fool, Mickey. Boy's useless as tits on a bull!

Random Camper:
[runs over by Karen and Michael then pauses] Did you hear?

Michael:
Hear what?

Random Camper:
Somebody just killed T.C.

Michael:
All right, get the f*** out of here...!

Random Camper:
No, really! They stuck a spear right through his head! Man, it's unbelievable!

[keeps running]

Spaz:
T.C., what are you doing?

T.C.:
[looking at a porn mag] Scoping tits and choking the weasel.

Spaz:
You missed it, man! We're fricken pisser! I must've got 20 panties!

T.C.:
Yo, Spaz, a f***in' broomstick just came through the floor and almost hit me in the f***in' head! Look what it did to Donny's porn...!

[showing a centerfold with a hole ripped out between her legs]

Spaz:
You sure it wasn't just you popping some major wood?

Mickey:
[mocking Charlie] "Hey, Mickey, what's with the fryer? There's more oils on it than in it!" Why don't you suck my dick, you old bastard...!

T.C.:
[to Spaz, laughing] Dude, you're such a f***in' spaz.

Randy:
Are you really that stupid?

Alan:
Not as stupid as you, you big penis!