Rio 2

[from trailer]

Jewel:
We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.

[from trailer]

Tiago:
Yeah! We're going to the Amazon!

Rafael:
You guys are late.

Pedro:
Clock late.

Nico:
But musician early.

Blu:
I am going to the Amazon. Yay.

Pedro:
Like the website?

Blu:
She ate a bug!

Nigel:
We'll attack at the midnight hour because it's more evil.

Nigel:
Keep celebrating. I'll be pooping on your party promptly. [laughs evilly but Gabi laughs even more evilly until she stops]

Nigel:
It only works when I do it.

Gabi:
Okay. Love ya.

Blu:
Those are breath mints, you eat them. [a blue macaw eats the whole box of mints and starts choking]

Blu:
Oh, no, no, no, no, not the whole box! Here let me get... that... out of your... mouth! [he gets the box of mints out of the blue macaw's throat]

Jewel:
Unbelievable.

Nigel:
The croaking cockatoo doth bellow for revenge. [Gabi appears on a pole on the right]

Nigel:
That's Shakespeare, by the way.

Gabi:
Without your performance, it's nothing.

Nigel:
Fair point.

Roberto:
You guys are staying in my nest.

Blu:
Whoa. [echoes]

Roberto:
It's something I put together with my strength and my brawn.

[drums playing in his chest]

Luiz:
So you're going to the Amazon? That place is wild!

Blu:
I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle. Wait, how wild?

Luiz:
Real wild.

Nico:
There's snakes that swallow you whole.

Pedro:
Mosquitoes that suck out your blood like a Slurpee.

Luiz:
Flesh-eating piranhas that eat... flesh.

Jewel:
For a bird from Minnesota, you've got some moves.

Blu:
Oh, that wasn't a move, it was an accident. But I accept the compliment.

Jewel:
It's great Rafael can watch the kids.

Blu:
Yup. Looks like you're stuck with me all night.

Jewel:
You're my one and only, Blu.

Blu:
That's a good thing since I'm the only other one.

[They press their beaks together as to share a kiss]

Jewel:
Hey. Thank you for doing this. I really appreciate it.

Blu:
I would do anything for you. You know that, right?

Jewel:
Of course I do. [They snuggle together]

Tiago:
No way! A bird bath! [slides down a vine into the water while laughing]

Blu:
Tiago, caref... Ah! [water splashes onto Blu]

Tiago:
[Fart-bubbles emerge from beneath Tiago] Jacuzzi.

Roberto:
[Roberto chuckles]

[last lines]

Jewel:
Maybe we can do summer's in Rio!

[last lines]

Blu:
[repeating what she said to him at the start] You're my one and only Jewel!

Jewel:
[touches her beak with his] Awww!

Blu:
Remember... Birds of blue feather...

Tiago, Carla, Bia:
[All together]... Have to stick together!

Eduardo:
[Before swooping onto the loggers] Lead the way Blu!

Blu:
[Overjoyed at his father in law saying his correct name] HA! That's my name! Yes... I am Blu! [Eduardo a-hums him] Oh... right... Birds of blue feather...

Jewel, Tiago, Carla, Bia:
[Joined by the entire flock]... HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER!

Tiago:
[using a crane to pick up one of the loggers] GOT HIM!

Bia:
Wow... Precise!

[last lines]

Big Boss:
[to a giant anaconda] Lollypop?

Tiago:
[to his mother after he suddenly sits up following a sung lullaby] Can you sing it again... please?

Nico:
[from the trailer] Now... THAT'S A DUET!

Blu:
[to Eduardo motioning to Linda saving them with a digger] THAT'S A LINDA!

Linda:
[to Blu] You've still got it Blu!

[Does a fist bump with him]

[last lines]

Pedro:
[to Nico during a climaxing song and dance number] Lift the end! [motions to Nico's bottle cap, with Nico tilting it]

Blu:
[Chucks a Swiss army knife to his son as they sabotage a logging equipment] Tiago!

Tiago:
[Grabs it] Now we're talking!

Blu:
[Stopping a digger by snatching away it's keys] I'll take those! [the driver tries to snatch them back but falls]

Jewel:
[On learning her husband is facing the loggers solo] No daddy... I'm not going with you!

Eduardo:
You have to go! I will NOT PUT MY FAMILY IN DANGER!

Jewel:
BLU... IS MY FAMILY... and I'm not about to leave him!

Blu:
[from off-screen] You don't have too!

Jewel:
[Touches her beak with his] Are you okay!

Blu:
[Looks to his father in law] Look Eduardo... I may not be the birdy-lest bird in the flock... but for once that's a good thing! You know the jungle... I know humans!

[repeated line]

Blu:
Happy Wife... Happy Life

Eduardo:
[reunited with his daughter] I'm sorry I can't imagine how alone you must've been

Jewel:
Daddy I wasn't alone [points to Blu] Blu found me

Carla:
[seeing her mother give a tearful laugh] Mom? are you okay?

Eduardo:
[drops Blu] MOM? [turns to face his grandkids] I'm a grandpa? [taking it in] I'm a grandpa... [overjoyed] LOOK AT ME I'M A GRANDPA

Jewel:
[as her father laughs] Daddy... this is Carla... Bia... and Tiago

Bia:
Nice to meet you sir!

Eduardo:
There is no need for any sir... you can call me pop-pop

Carla:
Pop-pop? Ohh I like that

Tiago:
Look dad... i can fly backwards

Eduardo:
You're never too late to learn Tiago

Blu:
Kids go easy on old Pop-pop

Eduardo:
[annoyed] HEY [glares at Blu] You can call me sir!

Blu:
What's so wrong with humans?

Roberto:
Oh they lure you in... they trap you... they DESTROY YOUR MIND! [suffers a troubled flashback] Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? NO! NO MORE CRACKERS!

Jewel:
Daddy…

Blue:
"Daddy"?

Eduardo:
I'm a grandpa? Look at me, I'm a grandpa!

Fernando:
[looks up and sees Jewel flying by] Good morning, Jewel!

Blu:
[he and Jewel notice Luiz dancing on the dance floor] Luiz, where are the kids?

Luiz:
What? I don't have any kids!

Both:
Our kids!

Luiz:
Oh, right. I left them with Tiny.

Both:
Tiny!?

Luiz:
What? She's an excellent babysitter.

[Linda and Túlio stop by the side of the river]

Túlio:
We're nearing the nesting grounds of the Amazonian Wood Quail. Odontophorus gujanensis. 6 months ago, we rescued this little bird from smugglers. [Linda jumps onto the shore and then unveils the cage in the boat which is holding a little bird] It was sick, malnourished with a broken leg, but now my trusty assistant... [as Tulio points the camera at Linda she gives him a cold look] I mean, loving wife and colleague, will release her back to her natural habitat.

Linda:
[opens the cage but the bird backs away in fear] It's okay, you can go now. Just like this. [flaps her hands to indicate to the bird to fly off]

Túlio:
Let me talk to her. [looks at the bird and starts squawking like a bird]

[the bird rushes out of the cage in fear, she stops looks back at Túlio and Linda for a moment then squawks at them and rushes off towards the jungle]

Bird:
[subtitled] Freaks!

[inside the kitchen, Blu is making the kids pancakes]

Bia:
Did you know that these whole wheat pancakes have twice the vitamins and minerals of regular pancakes?

Blu:
And with the blueberries, it's 4 times as tasty. [flies over to the fridge, opens the door and looks inside] Hey, where are the blueberries?

Tiago:
Oh, Dad! Looking for this? [Blu turns to see Tiago standing next to the basket of blueberries on the counter holding one blueberry on his beak]

Blu:
Bring it. [Tiago head butts the blueberry to Blu, he then plays with it like it's a soccer ball] It's down to the final minutes. He's got magic in his feet! He shoots! [shoots the blueberry up and it lands on top of the whipped cream on the pancakes] He scores!

Bia and Carla:
Goal!

Blu:
Goal! Oh, yeah, I got it. I'm good.

Tiago:
Heads up, Dad! [starts shooting blueberries at Blu]

Blu:
No! [one of them hits him in the head which causes Blu to trip over the frying pan when then flips the pancake in it to toss over in the air and land straight onto Tiago smacking him against the wall]

Tiago:
Awesome. [hovers to the window with a pancake draped over him to find Jewel glaring at them] Hi, Mom.

[the leader of an illegal logging group known as Big Boss watches the news on TV about Túlio and Linda discovering more blue macaws]

Newscaster:
The Amazon is one of Earth's most endangered ecosystems, due to illegal logging and farming. Let's hope Dr. Monteiro and his team can find these rare birds so their home can be saved.

Túlio:
There may be a whole flock out there, and if there is, we will find them and protect them. [Throws a remote control at the TV, smashing the screen]

Big Boss:
Ugh! Tree-huggers. [presses a button on his phone] Get my boat ready. I need to deal with this personally.

[flocks of all kinds of different birds are waiting in line to audition for Nico and Pedro for their Carnival show]

Nico:
Next!

Spoonbill:
That would be me. Okay, everybody can go home now. You're looking at the next King of Carnival! [flies down to enter the audition]

Luiz:
Hey, big bird! Break a leg! [Spoonbill slips on Luiz's dribbling saliva and crashes across the room] Ooh. Walk it off, buddy!

Bia:
[flies in reads from her book] Hey, Dad, look at this. Did you know the Amazon has snakes that can swallow you whole?

Blu:
Actually, Bia, all those stories are highly exaggerated.

Bia:
No, really. Look. [shows Blu her book with the pop-out picture of a snake swallowing something]

Blu:
Ah!

Tiago:
Oh, that's sick! [grabs the book from Bia]

Jewel:
Alright, are we ready to go? [notices what Blu is wearing] A fanny pack?

Blu:
Yeah. Linda gave it to me. I need it for the GPS. Oh, where's the GPS? [pokes his head inside]

Bia:
Hey! [takes her book back from Tiago]

Nigel:
Death, Gabi. It's about death.

Gabi:
Oh, Nigel, I love it when you get all dark and brooding.

Man's Voice:
Hey, bird. It's show time!

Nigel:
My audience awaits. [steps out onto a small stage which is set in market]

Carnival Barker:
From the streets of Rio to the Amazon jungle, the Bird of Mystery! Gather round! Don't be shy! Learn your destiny!

Jewel:
Tiago! Stop fooling around.

Tiago:
I didn't do anything.

Blu:
Tiago Gunderson, listen to your mother.

Tiago:
Aw, man!

Tiago:
No way! A bird bath... Wahooo... ha! [slides down a vine into the water while laughing]

Blu:
Tiago, caref... Ah!

[water splashes onto Blu]

Tiago:
[sexily, he lets out a big and stinky fart which then stinks up the pool with fart bubbles] Jacuzzi...

Gabi:
Oh, no, he didn't.

Roberto:
Not again! No more crackers!

Blu:
SNAP OUT OF IT!

[Blu brings Roberto back to his senses by slapping him in the face and then grabs his beak]

Roberto:
Ah, game over! It's over! Humans! The lights The Lights!!! It's over.

Male Spix's Macaw:
He's been blabbering like this since we found him.

Roberto:
We're all doomed! The loggers are coming and Blu is with them!

Eduardo:
Traitor!

Roberto:
No! No, Blu is trying to help us.

Jewel:
What? by himself!?!

Eduardo:
Lets Evacuate! We're leaving. Let's go. Everyone move out. Go go go!

Jewel:
[on learning Blu is facing the loggers solo] Dad, no, not this time. I'm not going with you!

Eduardo:
You have to go with me. I will not put my family in danger again.

Jewel:
Blu is my family and I'm not leaving him behind!

Blu:
[from off-screen] You don't have too!

Jewel:
[touches her beak with his while hugging] Are you okay?

Blu:
[looks to his father-in-law] Look, Eduardo, I may not be the birdy-lest bird in the flock… but for once, that's a good thing! You know the jungle, I know humans, and I know that together we can stop them. We can't let them take our home. Sure it's hot, loud and filled with creepy bugs, but it's ours. Let's fight for it! Who's with me?

Old Bird:
I'm with you! [screams; falls off the branch he was on and lands on the ground with a thud]

Blu:
Anybody else?

Eduardo:
[before swooping onto the loggers] Lead the way, Blu.

Blu:
[overjoyed at his father-in-law saying his correct name] Ha! That's my name... Yes! You called me Blu... Yes... I am Blu! [Eduardo clears his throat at him] Oh... right... Birds of blue feather...

All:
[joined by the entire flock] ...Have to stock together! [all the blue spix macaws dive bomb the loggers]

[During the attack on loggers Tiago and Bia have hijacked a crane]

Tiago:
[using a crane to pick up one of the loggers] Got him!

Bia:
[impressed] Wow... Precise!

[during the attack on loggers; Blu chucks a Swiss army knife with it's screwdriver attachment to Tiago]

Blu:
Tiago!

Tiago:
Now we're talking [begins opening up a machine panel]

[last lines as she holds Blu who's been surprised by a spider]

Jewel:
Maybe we can do summer's in Rio! [last lines smiling at her]

Blu:
[repeating what she said to him at the start] You're my one and only Jewel!

Jewel:
[They press their beaks together while hugging] Awww!

[last lines climaxing a song and dance number]

Pedro:
[squawking to Nico] That's the end? [Nico tilts his bottle cap]

Jewel:
Tiago, stop fooling around!

Tiago:
I didn't do anything!

Blu:
Tiago Gunderson. Listen to your mother.