Romy and Michele: In the Beginning

Iowa Tourist:
[he thinks they are hookers by how they are dressed] Here, girls.

[he hands them a dollar for a soda]

Iowa Tourist:
I will pray for God to lead you to a better life.

Michele Weinberger:
Thanks. Wow, people in LA are just so nice.

Police Officer:
LAPD. You're under arrest.

[she pushes them up against the soda machines]

Police Officer:
Hands against the machines.

Michele Weinberger:
Under arrest for what?

Police Officer:
Solicitation.

Romy White:
What? We even haven't had sex... in like months.

[the officer frisks Romy in a very personal spot]

Romy White:
Where *exactly* do you think I'm hiding a gun?

Police Officer:
[the officer goes to Michele next] C'mon spread 'em.

Michele Weinberger:
This is all a really big mistake.

Police Officer:
Oh, yeah? That's for the judge to decide. Once money changes hands, you ladies have earned yourself a trip downtown.

Michele Weinberger:
Money? You mean this dollar? He gave this to us to buy a tab with!

Police Officer:
Uh-huh.

Romy White:
It's true! What do you think she's gonna do for a dollar? Lick his neck?

Romy White:
These shoes are proof. Proof that God loves us and wants us to have nice things.

Romy White:
Why am I the only one who sees how great I am?

[standing in a movie theater line on a hot summer day]

Romy White:
We have got to get to L.A. How much money do we have now?

Michele Weinberger:
Umm, like $68.

Romy White:
What? In three more years we saved up eight more dollars?

Michele Weinberger:
We're never gonna get to L.A.

Romy White:
If I had know we'd waste so much time, we could have gone to college.

[Romy and Michele walk down a Los Angeles sidewalk both dressed like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"]

Michele Weinberger:
No wonder all the stars live here.

Romy White:
Oh, I know. It's so exciting. It's like 9:00 and look at all the people in the streets.

Michele Weinberger:
And none of them are wearing spurs.

Michele Weinberger:
You know what I hate? When cute gay guys flirt with you and they know they can't deliver.

Michele Weinberger:
Romy, what's karma?

Romy White:
Oh, it's this Middle Eastern religious thingy that the Indians with the dots believe in. [Points to her forehead]