Running in High Heels

Various:
Emily for New York Senate.

Self:
Okay. That married man who hit on me and didn't tell me he was married is now hitting on my friend.

Self:
[at a fundraiser] If I see that guy who gave me seventy-five cents eat another piece of pizza, I'm gonna kill him.

Self:
And some media acts as if that the average, healthy girl should be behaving in a way that would make the hooker on the corner hang up her thong in exhaustion.