Sabrina: Secrets of a Teenage Witch

Shinji:
The journey is today? With her?

Sabrina Spellman:
Yeah, and your mom's not letting us get out of it. So let's get this thing started so I can get back to biology.

Shinji:
What is biology?

Sabrina Spellman:
I'm not really sure. Still early in the semester.

Hilda Spellman:
[on the motorbike's engine] This things got the same sounding problem as me. Ha! I'll just have to go easy on the throttle.

Hilda Spellman:
[riding off] I have a hard time going easy on the throttle!

Shinji:
Stupid journey of stupid 10,000 stupid steps!

Amy:
I don't know what your so happy about, but I can certainly see that your as weird as ever.

Sabrina Spellman:
[after knocking out a troll] Okay, let's take a few of those 10,000 steps right now really fast.

Shinji:
I have to agree!

Hilda Spellman:
[after running into a glass door] Oh, typical clumsy me!

Sabrina Spellman:
Oh, so it's every selfish warlock for himself now?

Sabrina Spellman:
Are you trying to strangle me?

Shinji:
No, I'm trying to stay alive.

Hilda Spellman:
Oopsie doodles!

Sabrina Spellman:
Okay, I heard that. And now I'm seeing it.

Sabrina Spellman:
Once again Sabrina out smarts the mama's boy.

Sabrina Spellman:
Bring it.

Shinji:
Careful princess, your human half is showing.

Sabrina Spellman:
Yeah and your jerk half is showing.

Salem:
Sabrina's back. Lap time for me.

Salem:
Let's greenlight some trouble.

Londa:
It's circle of life, Sabrina. Things are born, things die. Places that sell muffins and coffee get turned into malls.

Zelda Spellman:
Well done, Sabrina. Now I won't have to change careers and become a circus clown.

Sabrina Spellman:
Bad bulldozer.

Amy:
So what, now they're not gonna turn this place into a mall?

Sabrina Spellman:
Nope. The guy that was gonna tear us down changed his mind.

Amy:
Well, what about my needs? I need a place to buy clothes and jewelery and shoes. You think I just roll out of bed looking this good? Well, of course I do. But that's just because I wear designer pajamas. But I can't wear those out of the house. Although I'd still be better dressed than either of you. But a mall...

Sabrina Spellman:
[as Amy continues to talk] Hey, is that the hat from the silent wizard who never said a word?

Hilda Spellman:
Yes, I was just about to de-magic it.

Sabrina Spellman:
Let me borrow it for a sec.

Amy:
[continuing] And shoes that are better than yours. And get my nails done to be better than yours.

Sabrina Spellman:
Hey, Amy, try this on.

Amy:
What? Why would I wanna wear that? It doesn't go with anything I have on, and I... [Sabrina places the wizard hat on Amy's head]

Amy:
[speaks, but is alarmed not to hear her own voice]

Hilda Spellman:
I really should take that hat to the back room.

Sabrina Spellman:
I know. Just let me enjoy it for one more minute.

Professor Geist:
Well, would you look at that. I guess there's a someone for everybody.

Sabrina Spellman:
Yep. This could be the beginning of a beautiful frog-ship

Sabrina Spellman:
Huh, I guess I won't be getting an "A" for doing that.

Sabrina Spellman:
So, first came the chicken, than came the egg...

Sabrina Spellman:
Hey, high five!

Londa:
High who?

Zanda:
Our names are Londa and Zanda, not Five.

Sabrina Spellman:
No, high hive is the thing humans do. Although I don't really know why.

Professor Geist:
Pick a monster. Any monster.

Amy:
Um, I don't play catch. I'm an actress.

Sabrina Spellman:
So, act like your playing catch.

Sabrina Spellman:
How's that for a dramatic entrance?

Sabrina Spellman:
Hope that thing came with a warranty.

Harvey Kinkle:
These are the best special effects ever!

Sabrina Spellman:
I know, I'm just as confused as you are.

Sabrina Spellman:
Ice giants like tea and crumpets. I'll have to remember that in case it's ever on a test.

Jim:
Forcefields? What's the budget for this play anyway?

Sabrina Spellman:
Yep, that's happening.

Jim:
Where are they heading?

Sabrina Spellman:
Grunion watching.

Jim:
What's a grunion?

Sabrina Spellman:
I have no idea, but they sure are eager to see them.

Sabrina Spellman:
Heel Harvey!

Sabrina Spellman:
Okay... so he doesn't understand quiet.

Veralupa:
You need me to what now?

Sabrina Spellman:
Come help me take care of my friend Harvey. Who is my friend Harvey the Werewolf right now.

Veralupa:
You know there's no cure for that right? And why me?

Sabrina Spellman:
Your half werewolf so I figure you know at least know half of what a werewolf might like.

Veralupa:
You mean like cause destruction and terrorizing humans?

Sabrina Spellman:
I was hoping there's another half that's maybe a little more cuddly.

Sabrina Spellman:
Okay, so this night just got a whole lot more complicated.

Veralupa:
Ha! This tangled weed and elk's bane is exactly what I need for the intricate potion I am working on. I shall call it "Toothpaste"!

Sabrina Spellman:
Um, I don't wanna break your broom, but the humans already came up with that.

Veralupa:
Oh. Then I shall call it "Candy"!

Sabrina Spellman:
Wait, if I'm a troll princess, how come I don't look like you?

Matilda The Troll Queen:
That's because... those sneaky witches used there magic to make you look pretty.

Sabrina Spellman:
I'm pretty?

Matilda The Troll Queen:
I'm afraid so.

Sabrina Spellman:
But I don't wanna be pretty, I wanna be disgusting like you.

Matilda The Troll Queen:
I will teach you our ways, and you will learn to be disgusting on the inside.

Sabrina Spellman:
Yay!

Salem:
It's good to be the kitty.

Veralupa:
It's so beautiful. Red, like blood.

Ambrose:
Werewolf rose...

Sabrina Spellman:
Bit Shinji's nose.

Sabrina Spellman:
Mess with the half werewolf and your gonna get bit!

Veralupa:
You sneaky troll! You made yourself look like Sabrina! But you still smell troll!

Sabrina Spellman:
No it's me. My aunts teleported you to human world. And that troll smell is tuna surprise.

Veralupa:
Freeze flower!

Veralupa:
Hello. Sniffings the trigger, it brings out the werewolf.

Veralupa:
Huh, You have trolls in your world?

Sabrina Spellman:
Miss Titan's not a troll. She's a killer robot.

Harvey Kinkle:
What a she-wolf!

Harvey Kinkle:
Come to Howlfest with me this saturday? I'll wear my werewolf head.

Veralupa:
How could you live without it?

Harvey Kinkle:
I know what you are.

Sabrina Spellman:
You know?

Harvey Kinkle:
Sabrina, you are a teenage...

Sabrina Spellman:
Yeah.

Harvey Kinkle:
Superhero!

Sabrina Spellman:
Wait, what?

Harvey Kinkle:
I wonder what your super name should be? Uber Teen? Mega Blondie?

Sabrina Spellman:
It's going to be Sabrina because that's all that I am. Regular old high school Sabrina.

Harvey Kinkle:
No. Not with your powers. With awesome cool abilities comes cool and awesome responsible... ness.

Sabrina Spellman:
With what and who and huh?

Shinji:
Broom attack!

Sabrina Spellman:
I kinda don't know my broom's strength.

Enchantra:
Sabrina, the humans are not to know what we can do or that witches even excist. If that information ever got into the wrong hands...

Sabrina Spellman:
I know, I know. But, Harvey, that's the human who saw me, he's not going to tell anybody because of a superhero code of secret identities or something. I can lend you the comic books he gave me. If you wanna read about it.

Enchantra:
I do not.

Sabrina Spellman:
Yeah, I'd rather wait for the movie too.

Sabrina Spellman:
Fingers and toes crossed that this will work.

Veralupa:
Why would we cross our fingers and toes?

Sabrina Spellman:
Oh, that's a human superstition. It's suppose to bring luck.

Amy:
Normally I'm not at all superstitious, but I figured, why not? Plus, jewelery makes my arms look more popular.

Amy:
Where can I buy a four-leaf clover?

Enchantra:
I would say thank you to the nitches. But that would mean that I would have to talk to the nitches.

Salem:
Friday the 13th is quickly becoming my least favorite day of the year.

Veralupa:
Shinji! No cheating!

Shinji:
I was not cheating! I was marely adjusting my position in advance.

Zelda Spellman:
How's it going?

Hilda Spellman:
I don't know. I'm suppose to beat a dozen eggs, but this doesn't look quite right.

Zelda Spellman:
I think your suppose to crack the eggs first.

Hilda Spellman:
Oh, that would make things less crunchy.

Tiffany Titan:
Bill me later!

Sabrina Spellman:
Whew, actually working for a living takes a lot more effort than I thought.

Veralupa:
I'm catching up. As long as Shinji doesn't try to cheat. Like he did yesterday.

Shinji:
There is no need to cheat when the competion is no competion at all.

Veralupa:
I outta turn you inside out!

Shinji:
Ugh! Look at what you've done!

Veralupa:
Oops.

Shinji:
Oops? You trapped me in Sabrina's broom! And all you can say is oops?

Veralupa:
Also, you look thinner.

Veralupa:
Don't get your bristles in a twist.

Shinji:
I'm still stuck in your transportation device and I do not like it one bit!

Sabrina Spellman:
Yeah, and I'm just thrilled about it too.

Salem:
I don't know how much more this cat can eat but I'm interested in finding out.