Senseless

Darryl:
Good afternoon freshmen, freshwomen, and people of freshness.

Scott:
Witherspoon. Rushing as a senior, I see.

Darryl:
Hey, just trying to join the frat.

Scott:
Right on, have a seat. By the way, it's fraternity, not frat. You wouldn't call your country a...

Darryl:
Whoa! Not since the Bush years.

Darryl:
They killed my baby. He got involved with that whole east coast-west coast thing, and being that he is so Chicago they BOTH banged on him!

Darryl:
Oh, I really want to thank you all for helping me with my campus maintenance duties. I think it's a beautiful thing. But remember, plastic goes in the blue, paper in the green.

Tim LaFlour:
You may not have faith in fate but, my man, fate has faith in you.

Darryl:
Yo sir! Yo! Difference of opinion here.

Economics Professor:
Uh, Darryl. And we can do without the yo-ing.

Darryl:
What he's saying is let's help people by firing them. Now this seems to me, ebonically speaking, wack.

Scott:
Perhaps Darryl does have a special insight into the blue-collar or, should I say, hairnet mentality.

Darryl:
AH! PISS ON ME! I'M ON FIRE!