Shake It Up!

Tinka:
I see couples all around. Kissing, hugging... I want a date.

Gunther:
No problem, Tinka-bell. I will take you out on a date.

Tinka:
No. I want a real date with a real boy. I mean, it's not like we're going to grow up and get married.

[Gunther looks at Tinka in stunned silence]

Tinka:
You *do* know we're not going to grow up and get married, right?

[Signing off a show]

Gary Wilde:
Alright! Well, that's our show. Speical thanks to our own "Shake It Up" dance crew, you guys tore it up! [applause] I'm Gary Wilde, and to that special little lady I met last night... I'd like my watch back.

[CeCe's mom arrives to pick her up in her Chicago PD uniform]

Gary Wilde:
Hello, officer. I'm Gary Wilde, and may I say, you have the right to remain foxy.

Georgia Jones:
Gary, my taser is fully charged, and I am not afraid to use it.

Gary Wilde:
Right back at, ya.

[Gunther's new girlfriend snubbed Tinka]

Gunther:
She's one of a kind like a goat with two heads. She doesn't need to change. She's perfect the way she is. Nobody should tinker with the Tinka!

CeCe Jones:
She has to pick us. Dancing with Justin will be the first step to becoming rich and famous.

Rocky Blue:
Dancing with Justin will be the first step to me becoming... Mrs. Justin Starr.

Tinka:
Unlike you two, Gunther and I are professionals. We don't fawn over other professionals that enter the studio.

Justin Starr:
[walking between the four dancers] Hey, what's up everybody? I'm Justin.

Tinka:
Gunther would you hold my handbag?

Gunther:
Of course.

Tinka:
Thank you.

[Tinka faints in Gunther's arms]

[Ty and Flynn emerge from their "man cave" fencing]

Ty Blue:
En Garde.

[they duel]

Flynn Jones:
Tushie.

Ty Blue:
It's "Touch?."

Flynn Jones:
No, I think it's...

[whips the sword on Ty's butt]

Flynn Jones:
...tushie.

[a mystery guest is appearing on "Shake It Up, Chicago."]

Rocky Blue:
It's Kent Boyd, from "So You Think You Can Dance"

Tinka:
How can you guess that so quickly?

Rocky Blue:
I don't guess. I know.

CeCe Jones:
She has the blood of a witch.

Gunther:
Do you think that just becase we come from a small mountain country that we believe in such nonsense?

Kent Boyd:
Hi, I'm Kent Boyd from "So You Think You Can Dance."

[Rocky hisses at the terrified Gunther and Tinka]

Sensei Ira:
Welcome. Welcome, field mice. I am Sensei Ira, and it's my life's mission to teach everyone the spiritual world of karate. But first, Tommy Thompson, I have not seen a check from you in two weeks! Get out! [Tommy leaves] Let your spirit guide you, all the way to the ATM machine on the corner!

[at a karate class]

Flynn Jones:
Hi-ya!

Henry:
Hi-ya!

CeCe Jones:
[walking into class] Hi, ya.

CeCe Jones:
I'd run if I didn't have spaghetti in my shoes.

Rocky Blue:
Yeah, they're my shoes, don't want 'em back.

Dina Garcia:
Wow. Deuce thinks he can pull off facial hair, Rocky's failing in a classroom, and Cece's dating a smart guy. Has the whole world gone mad?

Cece Jones:
When did you guys stop being friends?

Ronnie:
We stopped being friends when I saw her kissing my boyfriend!

Angie:
He was drowning! I was doing mouth to mouth.

Ronnie:
Well you know what? Next time just be a good friend and let him die, ok?

[Tinka sabotaged Rocky's effort to dye CeCe's hair]

CeCe Jones:
It's red! It's green! It's red! It's green! It's horrible! I look like Christmas threw up on my head!

Flynn Jones:
Bacon. Cook it!

Deuce:
Hey guys! I got tickets for Lady GaGa tonight, obstructed view.

CeCe Jones:
How obstructed?

Deuce:
Ladie's room, stall 3.

Rocky Blue:
No thanks.

Deuce:
Are you sure? I'll throw in a complementary watch!

Rocky Blue:
Yeah, we've seen these watches before, mine has the big hand, and hers has the little hand.

Deuce:
Well, you didn't buy the warranty!

CeCe Jones:
Who are you?

Rocky Blue:
The Rock.

CeCe Jones:
Yeah, that name's already taken.

Hank O’Hara:
Name the first president of the United States.

Flynn:
That ones tricky. I should know that one since we’re studying the presidents in school and I’ve been spending a lot of extra time there lately, haven’t I CeCe. Oh wait now I remember the first president was Santa Claus.

Hank O’Hara:
Sorry no the answer is George Washington.

Flynn:
Awww.

Flynn Jones:
Bang Pow Zom. Hello old friend.

CeCe:
Yo, Rocky hustle it up. School starts in twenty.

Ms Jones:
Quit yelling! You’re gonna wake the whole neighborhood!

CeCe:
Shhhh!

Ms Jones:
Did you shush me?