Sheriff of Cimarron

Dobie:
The Sonora Kid is a gentle lamb / His fleece is black as snow...

Ted Carson:
Nobody asked your opinion.

Dobie:
What's eatin' you?

Ted Carson:
I don't like your brand of humor. Next time, I'll aim at your funny bone.

Pinky Snyder:
Pinky Snyder - M.D., D.V.M. and D.V.G., P.D.Q. and C.O.D., and T.N.T.

McCord:
Why, whittled down to size, that sounds like a pill peddler.

Pinky Snyder:
Shucks, how'd you guess?

Ted Carson:
Dobie and Shad should be waitin' for us at the top of the grade.

McCord:
You know, kid, I've just been thinkin'. What's the use of us playing Santa Claus?

Ted Carson:
Whaddya mean?

McCord:
Why split the gold four ways when you don't have to?

Ted Carson:
Sure, that's only good arithmetic!