Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

Proteus:
It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.

Sinbad:
Why, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.

Sinbad:
And you are?

Eris:
Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.

Sinbad:
You know, they don't do you justice.

Kale:
What happened down here?

Sinbad:
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Kale:
Try me.

Sinbad:
Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of chaos? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.

[Kale laughs at Sinbad.]

Proteus:
Do you realize how serious this is?

Sinbad:
Do you realize how many times I've heard that today?

Kale:
Fiji?

Sinbad:
Think of the beaches!

Kale:
Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.

Sinbad:
Think of the sun!

Kale:
It's monsoon season!

Sinbad:
Oh, and the women!

Kale:
They're cannibals, Sinbad.

Sinbad:
Exactly!

Marina:
Knife, please.

Sinbad:
Okay, right, like I'd give you a weapon.

[Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish.]

Sinbad:
Whose idea was that again?

Marina:
I don't know, but he owes me lunch.

Marina:
So, how do we get down?

Sinbad:
I don't know. [She stares at him.] I don't know yet.

Marina:
You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?

Sinbad:
Of all the ungrateful--! Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!

Sinbad:
This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.

Eris:
Don't push your luck. You're cute. But not that cute.

Marina:
You're rescuing me.

Sinbad:
Yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.

[after hooking onto the fish and everyone is seasick]

Sailors:
No Spike... Don't...

[Spike vomits]

Sailor:
Hey, where'd he get the carrots?

Sinbad:
Who's bad? Sin-bad!

Marina:
Agh, men!

Rat:
It just ends, Captain! It's the edge of the world!

Gin:
[To Li] Pay up, it's flat. [Li hands him some gold]

Rat:
[To Marina as she is being attacked by Cyclops] Signorina! I'll save you!

Sinbad:
[To Kale] Save Rat.

Kale:
Right.