Sister Mary Explains It All

Sister Mary Ignatius:
You do that thing that makes Jesus puke, don't you?

Thomas:
[Reading questions from the audience] If God is all-powerful, then why is there evil? [Shrugs and moves on to the next question]

Sister Mary Ignatius:
[wrestles the gun away] See, God does answer prayers!

Sister Mary Ignatius:
Thomas, who made you?

Thomas:
[surrounded by shot people] Sister Mary? I have to go...

Sister Mary Ignatius:
Are you a prostitute?

Philomena Rostovich:
No, I just get lonely. [a Man in the congregation laughs]