Smarty

George Lancaster:
Love is the illusion that one woman differs from another.

Newspaper Column:
What well-known lawyer just secured a divorce for a well-known woman - just married that well-known wife?

George Lancaster:
Bridge is a great way to kill time... if you prefer it dead.

Anita 'Nita':
A good sock in the eye is something every woman needs... at least once in her life.

Vicki Wallace Thorpe:
If he really loved me, he'd have hit me long ago.