Somewhere in the Night

George W. Taylor:
[Still suffering from amnesia] For all I know that's the first tree I ever saw; still, that's what it is; that's what they call it.

Christy Smith:
In about two minutes, a bouncer is coming back in here with no sense of humor. He's a lot bigger than you in all directions. That's what I think.

George W. Taylor:
[after not responding to Phyllis' long kiss] Did you have fun?

Phyllis:
I've had more fun drinking a Bromo-Seltzer.

Christy Smith:
How does the inside of your mouth feel?

George W. Taylor:
Like it's full of raw hamburger.

Christy Smith:
That's just what it looked like. What did they hit you with?

George W. Taylor:
A rubber hose.

Anzelmo aka Dr. Oracle:
Then you have my word: he will not molest you. A mere figure of speech; my word is worthless.

George W. Taylor:
What about that beating I took?

Anzelmo aka Dr. Oracle:
I wish with all my heart that I could take it back.

George W. Taylor:
Another figure of speech. You haven't got a heart.

Anzelmo aka Dr. Oracle:
True; but I have a brain and it was stupid of me. I apologize.