Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog is a 2020 American fantasy-adventure-comedy film based on the video game franchise published by Sega. The film is distributed by Paramount Pictures. It also stars James Marsden, Jim Carrey and Ben Schwartz as the voice of Sonic. In the movie, the blue hedgehog himself teams up with a Green Hills sheriff to find his lost rings and escape Robotnik.

Year:
2020
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Dr. Robotnik:
Are you in charge here?

Major Bennington:
Yes, I am.

Robotnik:
Nope!

Bennington:
My–

Robotnik:
Wrong!

Bennington:
Name–

Robotnik:
I'm in charge!

Bennington:
[getting frustrated at Robotnik's interruptions] Is Major–

Robotnik:
Me!

Bennington:
Ben–

Robotnik:
[whispers] I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. This says I'm the top banana, in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. [makes zipping noise] In a sequentially-ranked hierarchy, based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?

Agent Stone:
The doctor thinks you're basic.

Robotnik:
I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. [glances back] Is he still looking at me funny?

Stone:
Yes, he is.

Robotnik:
Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.

Stone:
If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, he'll take a closer look at–

Bennington:
I'm not deaf.

Robotnik:
And tell him his men report to me now. Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.

Bennington:
Excuse me? Listen, pal. I don't know if you realize–

Robotnik:
I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?

Bennington:
Benning–

Robotnik:
[loudly] Nobody cares! [mockingly sad] Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody-Cares, you know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. Nobody cares how proud your Mommy is that you're now reading at a 3rd-grade level. Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert – she dies in the end, but she leaves a big creepy egg-sac.

Robotnik:
[facing Sonic, Tom and Maddie with his hovercraft and drones at the Transamerica Pyramid] Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. Are you enjoying the clam chowder?

Tom:
It's the government whack-job who keeps trying to kill us – UNSUCCESSFULLY! Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con.

Maddie:
Yeah, what are you wearing?

Robotnik:
It's a flight suit! Designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag!

Tom:
Yeah, and yet you still are one.

Robotnik:
Ooh, good one! You are catching fire, Thomas! Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you brought a lover. Does she have a name, or should we just call her "collateral damage"?

Tom:
Hey, watch your mouth unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier! [to Maddie] I punched him in the face.

Sonic:
Oh, you punched him right in the face, man, it was awesome!

Robotnik:
The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons!

Sonic:
Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman, but let's face it. You'll never catch me.

Robotnik:
Confidence! A fool's substitute for intelligence. [his drones power up, their weapons pointed at Sonic, Tom, and Maddie]

Sonic:
That's not good.

Tom:
Uhh, Sonic? I know you've got the super-speed and everything, but Maddie and I?

Sonic:
Totally defenseless, probably going to get blown up?

Maddie:
Pretty much, yeah.

Sonic:
Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.

[Speeds behind Tom and Maddie... and shoves them off the building. Robotnik looks over the side in surprise, then back to Sonic]

Robotnik:
I was not expecting that… but I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count.

[Robotnik has apparently killed Sonic, and Tom and Maddie look at his lifeless body]

Robotnik:
I don't mean to be indelicate here, but somebody should get some ice, keep the body fresh. He's just a silly little alien. He didn't belong here!

Tom:
That "little alien" knew more about being human than you ever will. His name was Sonic, this was his home...and he was my friend.

[Sonic, at hearing those words, suddenly revives in a flash of blue electricity.]

Tom:
[to Sonic, referring to Robotnik] He's all yours. [he and Maddie back away]

Sonic:
[to Robotnik] I think you have something that belongs to me! [uses his electric powers to absorb the energy from the stolen quill Robotnik is using to power his hovercraft, facing down Robotnik] This is my power, and I'm not using it to run away anymore. I am using it to protect my friends!

[Robotnik puts on his googles as his hovercraft aims its red lights at Sonic, who then positions to run. Robotnik then presses a button to launch the missiles at Sonic, who dodges them and starts charging at the hovercraft multiple times, inflicting heavy damage in it]

Robotnik:
[grunts] Now you've done it!

Sonic:
Guess what, Eggman? I'm not leaving Earth, you are! Donut Lord? [Tom picks a ring from Sonic's bag and tosses it behind Robotnik's hovercraft, opening a portal to the Mushroom Planet. Sonic and Robotnik charge at each other. The fight ends with Sonic combining his speed power with his rolling cannonball form to disintegrate Robotnik's damaged hovercraft, sending him and the hovercraft's remains to the portal]


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