Sonic the Hedgehog2020

Dr. Robotnik:
Are you in charge here?

Major Bennington:
Yes, I am.

Robotnik:
Nope!

Bennington:
My–

Robotnik:
Wrong!

Bennington:
Name–

Robotnik:
I'm in charge!

Bennington:
[getting frustrated at Robotnik's interruptions] Is Major–

Robotnik:
Me!

Bennington:
Ben–

Robotnik:
[whispers] I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. This says I'm the top banana, in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. [makes zipping noise] In a sequentially-ranked hierarchy, based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?

Agent Stone:
The doctor thinks you're basic.

Robotnik:
I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. [glances back] Is he still looking at me funny?

Stone:
Yes, he is.

Robotnik:
Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.

Stone:
If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, he'll take a closer look at–

Bennington:
I'm not deaf.

Robotnik:
And tell him his men report to me now. Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.

Bennington:
Excuse me? Listen, pal. I don't know if you realize–

Robotnik:
I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?

Bennington:
Benning–

Robotnik:
[loudly] Nobody cares! [mockingly sad] Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody-Cares, you know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. Nobody cares how proud your Mommy is that you're now reading at a 3rd-grade level. Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert – she dies in the end, but she leaves a big creepy egg-sac.