Sons of Provo

Will Jensen:
Shoot for the stars. That's what I say. If you shoot for the stars and you only end up in outer space, at least there you are.

Will Jensen:
We're looking for someone a little more dedicated, quite honestly.

Danny Jensen:
Someone who's willing to commit.

Will Jensen:
Right, and somebody that is willing to walk the path of righteousness with us. We're going to find someone that has some wicked moves...

Danny Jensen:
Oh yeah, I mean pipes.

Will Jensen:
...Some bad mother vocal tricks, and some that most importantly, is in touch with the Divine, um, as we are. A black guy would be awsome, right?

Danny Jensen:
Yeah!

Will Jensen:
There's only like ten black guys in Utah, but we'll find them.

Will Jensen:
Eighty percent of all communication is body language. If I were to do this [shrugs shoulders] , that would probably mean to you, "I don't know... I don't know." If I were to touch someone's knee lovingly, it'd probably mean, "I care for you. And you mean a lot to me. Especially your knee." Moving my little finger, even, is something more inconsequent. [Moves finger] "Hello, I'm the little finger. Look at me."

Kirby Laybourne:
I'm so excited. I am going to be in a boy band. That's never happened to me before, unless you count Sunshine Generation, but that's a bigger group of kids; it wasn't just like three kids... like we're not really kids. We're men. Um... which is kind of funny. Why is it a boy band? We should be a man band. I'll bring that up with them later.

Will Jensen:
Welcome. Don't feel like, you know, you're outsidee of us, even though you are. Just, you know, welcome.

Will Jensen:
Number-one item is we believe that boy bands began with the Osmonds and not with the Jackson Five.

Danny Jensen:
Number-two: We believe that boy band members will be punished for their ow tardiness by putting a dollar in the tardiness jar. Okay? So bring some cash

Will Jensen:
Number-three: We believe in having perfect pitch, being harmonicly tight, and chorreographically precise.

Danny Jensen:
Number-four: We believe in the first principals of boy band grooming are: First, keep your hair cut over the ears. Second, stay fashion conscious. Third, never pierce or tattoo anything.

Kirby Laybourne:
I woun't do that.

Danny Jensen:
Anything.

Kirby Laybourne:
I wouldn't.

Danny Jensen:
And fourth, moisturize, moisturize, and Will?

Will Jensen:
Moisturize!

Danny Jensen:
That's right.