Split Wide Open

Guest at show:
Sex at day, sex at night. I was happy and they were happy.

KP aka Kut Price:
[after looking at the girls] No. She wasn't there. Look, this girl is a bit dark, must be 10 years old.

The Pimp:
Look boss, all my girls are under 10. All fresh. If you want you can get that also. Pure virgin. Say, wanna do the opening ceremony?

KP aka Kut Price:
Is your brains next to your ass? What am I telling you? I am telling you this girl is like my sister.

The Pimp:
So why are you jumping on me? I do honest business. All clean. I don't sell water to the poor like you do.

KP aka Kut Price:
[shouts] Motherf***er!

KP aka Kut Price:
[to Nandita] I slept on the footpaths. I slept on these water pipes. [pause] And one day I got a job. In the hospital. To do what? To shave the bodies. The dead bodies. Good money. Arre this is Bombay. Only entry. No exit.

Nandita:
Remember these Mafia dons that you were telling me about? Do you think they'll...

KP aka Kut Price:
[interrupting] They will not come Nandita.

Nandita:
Well, I think you'll be surprised what people will do to get on television.

KP aka Kut Price:
Good. If they come then you don't need me.

Nandita:
Need you? Not just for the show. I mean, I find you, interesting.

KP aka Kut Price:
Interesting? Arre, then you must be Aquarius. You're both intelligent and beautiful.

Nandita:
[laughing] What? What the f*** line is that?

KP aka Kut Price:
Bono was teaching me English. He said, that is romantic.

Nandita:
[still laughing] Well, it's not.

KP aka Kut Price:
[to Nandita] You know, I'll tell you one thing. If TV is sad, life is fun. If TV is fun, life is sad.