Start the Revolution Without Me

Duke d'Escargot:
I warn you gentlemen, I am not to be trifled with. To pull the tail of a lion is to open the mouth of trouble and reveal the teeth of vengeance biting the tongue of deceit.

Duke d'Escargot:
What brings you to Paris?

Philippe:
Oh, you might say a little business...

Pierre:
...and a little pleasure.

Duke d'Escargot:
Which do you prefer? Business, or pleasure?

Pierre:
Well that depends on what you regard as business.

Philippe:
And, what you may regard as pleasure!

Duke d'Escargot:
In Paris we say, business is pleasure.

Pierre:
And to us, pleasure is our business.

Duke d'Escargot:
Then your business should be a pleasure, making my pleasure a business.

Philippe:
Unless, some mistake business for pleasure. While others know no business but pleasure.

Duke d'Escargot:
In that case sir I will show you my business.

Philippe:
My pleasure.

Helene de Sisis:
I'm sorry Philippe, I try my best to please you.

Philippe de Sisis:
How? You can't hunt, you can't ride, you can't shoot, you can't fence! What kind of a marriage is this?

Duke de Sisis:
Do you know who I am?

Andre Coupe:
Oh yes. The Duke de Sisis, the scrounge of Corsica.

Duke De Sisis:
The scourge of Corsica, you ignorant peasant!

Philippe:
How did you get here so fast?

Pierre:
I took a secret passageway.

Charles:
How did you get here so fast?

Claude:
I took a secret passage.

Charles:
She's beautiful. I like the king's plan.

Claude:
What are you talking about?

Charles:
She'll never marry Escargot, it'll be a pleasure killing that swine!

Claude:
You've forgotten who you are? You'd be lucky to run the girl through.

Charles:
Oh, yeah.

Wilder:
I will be king.

Sutherland:
And i will be queen.