Start the Revolution Without Me1970

Duke d'Escargot:
What brings you to Paris?

Philippe:
Oh, you might say a little business...

Pierre:
...and a little pleasure.

Duke d'Escargot:
Which do you prefer? Business, or pleasure?

Pierre:
Well that depends on what you regard as business.

Philippe:
And, what you may regard as pleasure!

Duke d'Escargot:
In Paris we say, business is pleasure.

Pierre:
And to us, pleasure is our business.

Duke d'Escargot:
Then your business should be a pleasure, making my pleasure a business.

Philippe:
Unless, some mistake business for pleasure. While others know no business but pleasure.

Duke d'Escargot:
In that case sir I will show you my business.

Philippe:
My pleasure.