Summer Rental

Scully:
Hey mate! Good to see you. What can I get ya?

Jack Chester:
How about... drunk.

Jack Chester:
Wait a minute --

Jack Chester:
"Public Beach." Oh, well then...

Jack Chester:
Hi, I'm Joe Public, welcome to my beach!

Scully:
She'll make ya rich, or she'll feed ya to the fishes. If she wants you to dance, sonny boy, you've got to follow her lead.

Jack Chester:
Didn't I read that on your bathroom wall?

Scully:
Yes. And it's as true today as when I hung it there.

Jack Chester:
Can you tread water with that hook?

Vicki:
Can I have your honest opinion about something?

Vicki:
What do you think of these? Well, how do they look?

Jack Chester:
Uh, similar?

Jack Chester:
I love you Scully. That's not the booze talkin' either.