Take Me Home

Claire:
Did you ever notice how really lonely men have large DVD collections?

Thom:
If you're going past Newark I gotta charge you round trip. I don't make the rules, that's, that's headquarters... You can't go past New Brunswick either, that's, that's corporation limit. In fact, even New Brunswick's pushing it.

Claire:
Will you shut up? I'm not paying you to talk, I'm paying you to drive. That's why I took a cab, so I could sit in the back, while some foreigner who speaks broken English could take me where I need to go!

Thom:
Did you know that out of all the mammals on earth, only a quarter of them are monogamous. The rest

[wandering gesture]

Thom:
sleeping around.

Claire:
Many of which eat their own poop.

Thom:
Eventually you have to settle down.

Claire:
Some people settle down, and some people just settle.

Thom:
Well, it's clear which category you fit into.

Eve:
We don't die inhaling. We exhale. We leave it all behind.

Thom:
I thought you said you didn't fly.

Claire:
Well it's time I got over it. Those pilots know what they're doing. And it's safer than driving.

Thom:
Depends on who's driving.

Thom:
I have 83 dollars to my name.

Claire:
I thought you were a therapist.

Thom:
Uh, just playin' around.

Claire:
So you're, you're poor?

Thom:
No, *you're* poor. I have 83 dollars.