Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 5 - Rise of the Pirate God

Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 5 - Rise of the Pirate God



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2009
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Morgan LeFlay:
[Guybrush falls back into the Crossroads again] Guybrush? What happened? Did you defeat LeChuck? Save your wife? Avenge my death?

Guybrush Threepwood:
She... she zapped me!

Morgan LeFlay:
What?

Guybrush Threepwood:
Elaine... she's LeChuck's demon bride, and she zapped me with Voodoo Root Beer!

Morgan LeFlay:
Demon bride? She must be under LeChuck's control! Get back in there and save her!

Guybrush Threepwood:
[Despondent] No, she's not. She looked me right in the eyes and then chose him. They're going to take over the world together. There's a demonic sword involved. It's over.

Morgan LeFlay:
[Sarcastic] Well, that's good news.

Guybrush Threepwood:
Huh?

Morgan LeFlay:
Now you're free to just curl up and enjoy a sad, pathetic eternity in pirate afterlife. Of course, I'm not sure if they're still letting whiny schoolgirls in, you'll have to check.

Guybrush Threepwood:
Come on, Morgan. I just lost my wife.

Morgan LeFlay:
So go take her back, Guybrush! Are you a Mighty Pirate or aren't you?

Guybrush Threepwood:
I...

Morgan LeFlay:
Look, I know you're not the most fearsome pirate to sail the seven seas. But what I've learned about the Guybrush Threepwood that inspired me for my entire life is that there isn't any situation he can't handle. And the one thing I've admired about you throughout our entire adventure together is that you never gave up on Elaine.

Guybrush Threepwood:
Maybe if I could find a way to use that Cutlass... but if I go back, they'll just zap my ghost again.

Morgan LeFlay:
So get your body back.

Guybrush Threepwood:
What? Just find my body and repossess it? Wait, that sounds kinda familiar...

Morgan LeFlay:
The Voodoo Lady's locket. Find the locket. Find your body.

Guybrush Threepwood:
...And then bring the fight to that decrepit sack of sea worms and make LeChuck rue the day he decided to mess with Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!

Morgan LeFlay:
Yes!

Guybrush Threepwood:
I still have no clue what "rue" means!


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