Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cufflink Caper

Raphael:
After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza?

Michaelangelo:
I don't want to look at it, I just want to eat it.

Donatello:
It's a zamboni machine!

Michaelangelo:
No it's not, dude, it's that thing that smoothes out the ice!

Donatello:
A zamboni machine IS the thing that smoothes out the ice.

Donatello:
But why steal cufflinks? It's mind-boggling. It's baffling. It's...

Raphael:
Incredibly stupid!

Leonardo:
We're going to have to improvise.

Raphael:
Improvise? Against those goons? Is there a script doctor in the house?

Shredder:
You wretched reptiles! How dare you trick me by giving me the explosive cufflink!

Leonardo:
*Trick* him by giving him the explosive cufflink?

Raphael:
You know, I think ol' Shred has finally flipped his chrome-plated lid.

Michaelangelo:
I know! They want...Cufflinks.

Raphael:
Can we pretend we've never met?

Donatello:
Hey, we've never worn these.

Raphael:
And let's keep it that way.