The ABCs of Death

Dad:
Call the plumber now. It's an emergency!

Adam Wingard:
None of this is working.

Simon Barrett:
This a f***ing disaster.

Simon Barrett:
It's not my fault we got the letter Q. That's you being disrespected.

Adam Wingard:
I know. Did you see the press release? I was last!

Simon Barrett:
Yeah, I saw that. You were even after Nacho Vigalondo.

Dad:
Lots of people have died on the toilet.

Mum:
Like who?

Dad:
Elvis.

Mum:
He died on the bathroom floor.

Dad:
Yeah. Died on the toilet and then fell over.

Adam Wingard:
Let's kill this f***ing duck.

Mum:
[to son] Honey, you go do a poo-poo. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Dad:
Danny Glover had nothing to be afraid of in "Lethal Weapon 2."

Mum:
The battle was so long that in 1958 the government had to make a truce. Benito Juarez agreed with the snowman that he could live in a cold-storage container with one condition - he could only go out at night and could only take the children who were not lying down after 8:00.

Man:
Is he the Bogeyman?

Mum:
If you have to choose, choose the Bogeyman.

Yoshie:
Or maybe that black gas is a fart from the ass of God?

Yoshie:
I don't want to die from breathing in that gas! If I have to die...

Miss Yumi:
Yes?

Yoshie:
...it's your - it's your gas I want to breathe!

Miss Yumi:
[smiling] All right. As long as you don't mind if it smells bad.

Yoshie:
Miss Yumi and I both have the same kind of animal smell on the inside. I'm so happy.