The Angry Birds Movie 2

[during the speed dating session]

Silver:
If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Red:
Um, to disappear, like, right now.

Silver:
Okay. What do you do in your free time?

Red:
Yeah, I mean, I don't really have any free time. I kinda protect Bird Island from being attacked, and that's a full-time gig, so yeah.

Silver:
I thought I heard something about a truce.

Red:
Ha, ha! No. A truce, no. That's not gonna last.

Silver:
You'll have a lot more free time now that nobody needs you anymore, so–

Red:
Okay. We are done here.

Silver:
Are you afraid to talk about your feelings?

Red:
You know, just because I don't want to talk about them doesn't mean I'm afraid.

Red:
Those pigs…

Chuck:
Are going to pay…

Bomb:
For our lunches!

Red:
Uh, because of our hunger to give them…

Chuck:
A taste of their own…

Bomb:
Quesadillas!

[Red looks at him]

Bomb:
What?

[as Zoe and her friends stumble upon a large boa constrictor]

Zoe:
A boa constructor.

[as they enter Eagle Island base]

Leonard:
Oh, my goodness gravy.

Zoe:
Hey, daddy.

[referring to three unhatched eggs she’s just taken]

Zoe:
Just borrowing my sisters for a minute.

[as she turns on the tap, little ice cubs pour out of the tap and onto her toothbrush]

Zeta:
There goes my toothpaste. I am tired of this.

[first lines]

Alex:
[puts sugar in his coffee with a worm and slurps it] Mm. Those are good worms right there.

Leonard:
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to our master of gadgetry.

Leonard, Courtney:
Garry!

[as he looks at Red, Silver, Bomb, Chuck and Mighty Eagle]

Garry:
This is it? This is the amazing team I’ve been working around the clock for?

Leonard:
Working with what we’ve got.

Garry:
Well, that’s disappointing.

[the team are hiding inside an eagle costume trying to get into the Eagle Island base]

Leonard:
[high voice] Hello, fellow eagle guards.

Carl:
Hm?

Jerry:
Hm?

Courtney:
Oh, no. He’s doing a voice.

Silver:
Okay, Leonard. Time for Plan X.

Leonard:
Plan X? I thought you said spandex.

Silver, Red:
Spandex?

Zeta:
News flash, bro. I am over you, I’m over this place, and I am ready to get that upgrade situation going for me and my daughter.

Debbie:
Hey.

[Mighty Eagle and the rest of the group all gasp in shock]

Zeta:
Well, our daughter.

[Debbie gasps]

Mighty Eagle:
What? [everyone watching gasps]

Glenn:
Dios mio!

Seal:
Arro?!

Debbie:
That’s my dad?

Mighty Eagle:
I have a daughter?

Zeta:
Yes, you do! And I raised her all by myself, in this icy wasteland. But now I’m going to be sipping piña coladas on those warm tropical islands like I deserve to!

[When Red was seeing a Giant Iceball coming over Birds]

Red:
It's OK, Everyone tide up your Hatchlings.

Bubbles:
Don't Mess With Bubbles

Minion Pigs:
Hold On!

Courtney and Garry:
Shake your Groove Thing!