The Bad News Bears Go to Japan

Abe Bernstein:
Marvin, if I take off my shoes, I'm going to get athlete's foot!

Marvin Lazar:
Well, that'll be the only part of you that is an athlete.

Marvin Lazar:
What is this Yankee Stadium? Will you guys shut up? Now get to bed!

Michael Englelberg:
You said stay out of the refrigerator? Rudy Stein: Yes. MichaelEnglelberg: There's nothing here to eat.

Marvin Lazar:
Now look. Go to sleep. Mustapha Rahim: I'm not sleepy Marvin. Marvin Lazar: You're sleeping.

Mustapha Rahim:
You're gonna get it now, sucker.

Kelly Leak:
You sure have beautiful hair, Beautiful hair? Hair. Subway Passenger(says " beautiful hair" in Japanese) Kelly Leak: What? Subway Passenger: It means beautiful hair. Kelly Leak: Beautiful hair.

Marvin Lazar:
Look.I want to show something. Brand new uniforms. Toby: But we got uniforms. Marvin Lazar: Oh those are rags I mean this is the big league stuff.

Announcer:
Due to the cercumstances beyond our control the game has been canceled.

Kelly Leak:
You sure have beautiful hair. Beautiful hair? Hair. Japanese Subway Passenger: (says "beautiful hair" in his language) Kelly Leak: What? Japanese Subway Passenger: It means "Beautiful hair". Kelly Leak: Beautiful hair.

Marvin Lazar:
Give them one big smile. Michael Engleberg: Shut up!

Michael Engleburg:
Beware of the sink on the floor.