The Belle of New York

Angela Bonfils:
There's nothing wrong with you.

Charlie Hill:
Yes there is, I'm in love.

Angela Bonfils:
Love.

Charlie Hill:
You probably don't know about love.

Angela Bonfils:
Well I certainly know it isn't about being numb, weak at the knees.

Hills' Butler:
Did you shoot mam?

Dixie 'Deadshot' McCoy:
The shooting's just beginning.

Mrs. Phineas Hill:
All the cheques I've written to Charles, five of them. Supposedly for his pet charities. Well I'm through being charitable to everyone he pets.

Charlie Hill:
Peanuts. I only wish they were diamonds.

Angela Bonfils:
That's silly, you can't eat diamonds.

Charlie Hill:
Diamonds buy a lot of peanuts.

Angela Bonfils:
I got a lot of peanuts.

Charlie Hill:
It's not obscene, it's French.

Mrs. Phineas Hill:
French is obscene!

One of Frenchie's girls:
What is the meaning of this obscene?

Charlie Hill:
It means you better go.

One of Frenchie's girls:
Very well then, I obscene!

Charlie Hill:
I guess I just seem to lose interest in any girl who'd marry a fella like me.

Mrs. Phineas Hill:
And when you leave, take Buffalo Bill with you!

Charlie Hill:
Can I have a magazine? I'll treasure this all my life, I'll sleep with it under my pillow.

Angela Bonfils:
It would do you more good if you read it.