The Bob Newhart Show

The Bob Newhart Show

The Bob Newhart Show is an American sitcom produced by MTM Enterprises that aired on CBS from September 16, 1972, to April 1, 1978, with a total of 142 half-hour episodes spanning over six seasons. Comedian Bob Newhart portrays a psychologist having to deal with his wife, friends, patients and fellow office workers. The show was filmed before a live audience.

Year:
1972
1,893 Views

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
Howard?

Howard Borden:
Yeah Bob?

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Asking if he's predictable] Would you call me a fuddy-duddy?

Howard Borden:
Okay... you're a fuddy-duddy! Ha-ha-ha!

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
No ,Howard... do you think I have trouble dealing with changes?

Howard Borden:
I mean ,I know I have a lot of changes going on in my life right now ,the are a lot of changes going on in the world. You know ,cities change & values change. The whole universe is expanding.

Howard Borden:
You think that's bad? They've got a new emcee [M.C] on 'Bowling For Bucks'.

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Sounding concerend] They keep going.

Howard Borden:
Take things in stride Bob. Go with the flow ,go with the flow.

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Nodding in agreement,shrugs] Go with the flow.

Emily Hartley:
[Door buzzer rings ,Emily comes out] I'll get it ,must be the pizza. [Gets money from Bob] Honey? Ah... thank you. [Pays man] Oh ,thank you... keep the change.

Howard Borden:
[Overjoyed and eager to eat] OH BOY! PIZZA! PIZZA! OH BOY ,OH...

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Gives command ,as if to a dog] No! You,heel! Heel Howard!

Emily Hartley:
Well ,here we are gentlemen ,one #7 pizza!

Howard Borden:
[Still very happy] #7! That's my favorite pizza in the whole wide world!

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Looks at pizza] That isn't #7 ,it's got anchovies on it!

Emily Hartley:
[Reading paper flyer on box] Well ,they've got a new menu. They have anchovies on #7 now.

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Disgusted] I hate anchovies!

Howard Borden:
[Calm ,then very upset] They changed my favorite pizza. [pause ,then odd yell] Aaaah! [Stumbles around] I can't breathe ,open a window! I'm getting vapors,I'm getting vapors! I'm getting hives! I'LL SUE ITALY! [Leaving out the apt. door] AAAaahh!

Emily Hartley:
[Bewildered by Howard's reaction] What 'is' the matter with him?

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Calmly] Emily, you have just seen a man go with the flow.


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