The Bob Newhart Show1972

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
Howard?

Howard Borden:
Yeah Bob?

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Asking if he's predictable] Would you call me a fuddy-duddy?

Howard Borden:
Okay... you're a fuddy-duddy! Ha-ha-ha!

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
No ,Howard... do you think I have trouble dealing with changes?

Howard Borden:
I mean ,I know I have a lot of changes going on in my life right now ,the are a lot of changes going on in the world. You know ,cities change & values change. The whole universe is expanding.

Howard Borden:
You think that's bad? They've got a new emcee [M.C] on 'Bowling For Bucks'.

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Sounding concerend] They keep going.

Howard Borden:
Take things in stride Bob. Go with the flow ,go with the flow.

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Nodding in agreement,shrugs] Go with the flow.

Emily Hartley:
[Door buzzer rings ,Emily comes out] I'll get it ,must be the pizza. [Gets money from Bob] Honey? Ah... thank you. [Pays man] Oh ,thank you... keep the change.

Howard Borden:
[Overjoyed and eager to eat] OH BOY! PIZZA! PIZZA! OH BOY ,OH...

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Gives command ,as if to a dog] No! You,heel! Heel Howard!

Emily Hartley:
Well ,here we are gentlemen ,one #7 pizza!

Howard Borden:
[Still very happy] #7! That's my favorite pizza in the whole wide world!

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Looks at pizza] That isn't #7 ,it's got anchovies on it!

Emily Hartley:
[Reading paper flyer on box] Well ,they've got a new menu. They have anchovies on #7 now.

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Disgusted] I hate anchovies!

Howard Borden:
[Calm ,then very upset] They changed my favorite pizza. [pause ,then odd yell] Aaaah! [Stumbles around] I can't breathe ,open a window! I'm getting vapors,I'm getting vapors! I'm getting hives! I'LL SUE ITALY! [Leaving out the apt. door] AAAaahh!

Emily Hartley:
[Bewildered by Howard's reaction] What 'is' the matter with him?

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley:
[Calmly] Emily, you have just seen a man go with the flow.