The Case of the Lucky Legs

Detective Johnson:
Who was that on the phone?

Della Street:
Well, it was the garbage man. I told him to bring up enough for four.

Thelma Bell:
And somebody bumped against the bathroom door.

Perry Mason:
In any country but this, they would have let him in.

Col. Bradbury:
[after finding Perry passed out on his office floor] Is this the office of the eminent attorney Perry Mason or an insane asylum?

Della Street:
Sometimes I wonder.

Margie:
Did you get anything out of Patton?

Perry Mason:
No, only a knife.

Perry Mason:
Margie was at Patton's apartment, and when I came in, she was taking a bath.

Thelma Bell:
What's wrong with that? Don't lawyers take baths?

Perry Mason:
Very few. I like them, but uh, the police wouldn't. They'd say that Margie was washing off bloodstains.

Perry Mason:
[to Bradbury and Spudsy in the restaurant] Well, there's no one I'd rather pin this killing on than a doctor.

Perry Mason:
[after exiting his chartered plane a little airsick] What's his name and where'd he go?

Airline Official:
His name was Roberts. I dropped him at a bus for the Lakeview Hotel.

Perry Mason:
They haven't got a lake here, have they?

Airline Official:
No, but the hotel has beds for you to lie down on.

Perry Mason:
That's a very clever remark. Take me to a taxi, please.

Policeman at Ambulance:
[Seeing Mason rolling a woman on a gurney] Have an accident?

Perry Mason:
No, thank you.

Perry Mason:
[Cautioning Margie and Doray to stop embracing and leave before police arive] Hang together, and you'll hang separately!

Perry Mason:
[Ridiculing Doray when he finds him alone in his hotel room] All alone in the bridal suite? [He guffaws] You must love yourself.

District Attorney Manchester:
Why your men always arrive just after Mason?

Bisonette:
Well, I suppose because before they decide to commit a murder, they hire Perry Mason to defend them.